Semper Fi!
HaHa... take that!
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From: Claremore
HaHa... take that!
The ultimate response to a Dear John letter...
You gotta love a man like this!!!! Humor in the face of defeat.
A Marine was deployed to Afghanistan. While he was there he received a letter from his girlfriend. In the letter she explained that she had slept with two guys while he had been gone and she wanted to break up with him. AND, she wanted pictures of herself back.
So, the Marine did what any squared-away Marine would do. He went around to his buddies and collected all the unwanted photos of women he could find. He then mailed about 25 pictures of women (with clothes and without) to his girlfriend with the following note:
"I don't remember which one you are. Please remove your picture and send the rest back."
You gotta love a man like this!!!! Humor in the face of defeat.
A Marine was deployed to Afghanistan. While he was there he received a letter from his girlfriend. In the letter she explained that she had slept with two guys while he had been gone and she wanted to break up with him. AND, she wanted pictures of herself back.
So, the Marine did what any squared-away Marine would do. He went around to his buddies and collected all the unwanted photos of women he could find. He then mailed about 25 pictures of women (with clothes and without) to his girlfriend with the following note:
"I don't remember which one you are. Please remove your picture and send the rest back."
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From: small town, north dakota
LOL thats one of the better comebacks for that i've heard...i think itd be amusing to see the look on the girlfriends face 
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From: Conway Arkansas
Ive heard that one several times, and it ranks up there with the best of them
Almost as good as the "Dear John" one where the girl sent a pic to her b/f... the picture was of her and this new guy and she was doing some not so nice things. The girl said "leave me alone, ive found someone new" so the guy mailed those pictures to the girls family w/ a note saying "having fun in college, please send money"
Almost as good as the "Dear John" one where the girl sent a pic to her b/f... the picture was of her and this new guy and she was doing some not so nice things. The girl said "leave me alone, ive found someone new" so the guy mailed those pictures to the girls family w/ a note saying "having fun in college, please send money"
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