Notices
Offroad & 4x4
Sponsored by:
Sponsored by:

"Why I'm a complete idiot"

Thread Tools
 
Search this Thread
 
Old May 5, 2004 | 10:59 PM
  #16  
Redneck-Cowboy's Avatar
Redneck-Cowboy
Elder User
Joined: Jul 2003
Posts: 997
Likes: 0
From: Weston, Nebraska
I don't even think an angel ever pops up on my other shoulder, I just turn and ask the little devil, "where's the other guy?" we both shrug and I hit the gas.

Heck if I had a stroked 460 there would be no mercy for anyone, whether they wanted to race or not, they'ed at least get an ear-full of open headers around here.

I wouldn't have done it any diferent, at least they were nice guys, I know that feeling of embarrasment though, I'd probably turn a few shades of red, but if they were car smart guys I'm sure they understood what happens when you try to roach 44's w/ a locker and 5 grand, I'm surprised you even moved forward, you should have just heard a nice little crack and saw the remainder of the U-joint and yokes on the ground.
 
Reply
Old May 5, 2004 | 11:50 PM
  #17  
proeliator's Avatar
proeliator
Thread Starter
|
Post Fiend
Joined: Sep 2000
Posts: 8,238
Likes: 3
From: Oregon
Originally Posted by Redneck-Cowboy
you should have just heard a nice little crack and saw the remainder of the U-joint and yokes on the ground.
Hmmmm, sadly, my carnage never includes the words "nice" and "little" I wish! Remainders? I think my u-joint vaporized...
 
Reply
Old May 5, 2004 | 11:59 PM
  #18  
85351ho's Avatar
85351ho
Postmaster
25 Year Member
Joined: Feb 2000
Posts: 2,759
Likes: 2
From: Auburn,Al
i did the same thing awhile back but in fishy's back yard...6th time breaking some sort of 1330 stuff out back...i got fed up with it and got jess to build me a nice 1410 shaft, with life series joints...i aint been able to break it yet...its really anice feeling to be able to side step the clutch at 5500 in my driveway jsut for the fun of it and not to have to worry about that vroom!!, bang pop pop pop sound out back. now i just gotta break my homemade front 1330 cv shaft once more before i call jess for it too.

i wanna see some pics of that sexy shaft
 
Reply
Old May 6, 2004 | 10:14 AM
  #19  
95-F-350-4x4's Avatar
95-F-350-4x4
Posting Guru
Joined: Feb 2004
Posts: 1,066
Likes: 0
From: Chatsworth, CA
Originally Posted by 85351ho
i wanna see some pics of that sexy shaft
That just sounds wrong!
 
Reply
Old May 6, 2004 | 10:17 AM
  #20  
fishmanndotcom's Avatar
fishmanndotcom
Lead Driver
25 Year Member
Joined: May 2000
Posts: 9,236
Likes: 12
From: Senoia, GA
dang 95......get you mind outta the gutter, lol

-cutts-
 
Reply
Old May 6, 2004 | 10:22 AM
  #21  
95-F-350-4x4's Avatar
95-F-350-4x4
Posting Guru
Joined: Feb 2004
Posts: 1,066
Likes: 0
From: Chatsworth, CA
Originally Posted by fishmanndotcom
dang 95......get you mind outta the gutter, lol

-cutts-
Sorry I'm a guy!
 
Reply
Old May 6, 2004 | 10:25 AM
  #22  
PureGrunt's Avatar
PureGrunt
Senior User
Joined: Apr 2004
Posts: 108
Likes: 0
From: Brisbane, Queensland, Aus
Its a bummer about the carnage, but there's a thousand other ways it could have gone down, and most of them wouldn't so easy to deal with.
 
Reply
Old May 6, 2004 | 10:38 AM
  #23  
94F150-408's Avatar
94F150-408
Posting Guru
Joined: Dec 2003
Posts: 1,483
Likes: 1
From: Northern California
Geat narration for a crappy event, I was anxiously waiting, sitting on the edge of my seat to hear about the poor camaro eating dust...but it ended the same way I've had many events like that happen. I hope you get it back togeather soon. That devil always wins at the signal light, we always seem to forget how much money that little buggar costs us, especially when we "know" we can win.
 

Last edited by 94F150-408; May 6, 2004 at 10:46 AM.
Reply
FTE Stories

Ford Trucks for Ford Truck Enthusiasts

story-0

Rezvani's Latest Post-Apocalytic Monster Is a Ford F-150 Raptor Underneath

 Verdad Gallardo
story-1

Top 10 Most Expensive Ford Trucks Ever Sold on Bring a Trailer

 Joe Kucinski
story-2

2027 Ford Super Duty Buyer's Guide (Every Model, Engine, & Package)

 Brett Foote
story-3

Top 10 Ford Truck Tragedies

 Joe Kucinski
story-4

AEV FXL Super Duty - the Super Duty Raptor Ford Doesn't Make

 Brett Foote
story-5

Lobo Vs Lobo: Proof the F-150 Lobo Should Be Even Lower!

 Michael S. Palmer
story-6

Ford's 2001 Explorer Sportsman Concept Looks For a New Home

 Verdad Gallardo
story-7

10 Best Ford Truck Engines We Miss the Most!

 Joe Kucinski
story-8

2026 Shelby F-150 Off-Road: Better Than a Raptor R?

 Brett Foote
story-9

2027 Super Duty Carhartt Package First Look: 12 Things You NEED to Know!

 Michael S. Palmer
Old May 6, 2004 | 12:56 PM
  #24  
proeliator's Avatar
proeliator
Thread Starter
|
Post Fiend
Joined: Sep 2000
Posts: 8,238
Likes: 3
From: Oregon
Originally Posted by 85351ho

i wanna see some pics of that sexy shaft
Hmmmm, I've heard that before but not usually in a ford forum

Allright, I'll see what I can do about pics when it comes in.

I musta missed that you got one of Jess' shafts Ho'. I can only imagine its super sweet
 
Reply
Old May 6, 2004 | 05:52 PM
  #25  
fishmanndotcom's Avatar
fishmanndotcom
Lead Driver
25 Year Member
Joined: May 2000
Posts: 9,236
Likes: 12
From: Senoia, GA
Originally Posted by proeliator
I can only imagine its super sweet
lol it is........and super $$$$ pricey!

-CUTTS-
 
Reply
Old May 6, 2004 | 07:34 PM
  #26  
highboy1975's Avatar
highboy1975
Cargo Master
20 Year Member
Liked
Joined: Sep 2003
Posts: 2,110
Likes: 32
From: southwest pa
am i the only one here thinking how good it sounds to hear drivetrain parts snapping due to a well built high horsepower motor? i must be sick or something. i dont know, maybe cuz it means 2 things,1. you get to upgrade and 2. you did a darn good job of putting the motor together. i dont know, everyone says im a sick individual. the guys in the camaro were probably half scared to death when they saw something that big come to life. my dad always played sneak attack in his bel-aire. he'd shut it off pulling up to the light, sit there and wait on the little kid in his whatever next to him start revin it up. after baiting the poor kid, he'd fire it up and just watch the person go "awe crap" when the realized what they were up against hearing that roots blower whine.
 
Reply
Old May 6, 2004 | 07:38 PM
  #27  
proeliator's Avatar
proeliator
Thread Starter
|
Post Fiend
Joined: Sep 2000
Posts: 8,238
Likes: 3
From: Oregon
Hmmmmm........I like the way you think Sounds like your dad was/is a cool guy.
 
Reply
Old May 6, 2004 | 08:03 PM
  #28  
tite4x4's Avatar
tite4x4
Senior User
25 Year Member
Joined: Aug 2000
Posts: 473
Likes: 1
From: Richmond, CA
That's sort of why I engaged my Atlas II and Klunv into low range to see what breaks, Just to give me an excuse to up grade my rear diff.

But that is pretty sneaky about turning off motor to hide the blower until the last second to create that bait trap.

Originally Posted by 95-F-350-4x4
That just sounds wrong!
I, too, thought that was very funny, in a sick twisted way, and I'd have to agree
 
Reply
Old May 7, 2004 | 07:56 AM
  #29  
highboy1975's Avatar
highboy1975
Cargo Master
20 Year Member
Liked
Joined: Sep 2003
Posts: 2,110
Likes: 32
From: southwest pa
it was always good watching them go from grinning idiot to turning white.....you could just see that they were thinking oh no, this is gonna be ugly and embarassing. thats one reason the small block chevy is nice....its small enough that you can huff it and still keep it all....or most of it all under the hood. its a nice and compact motor that puts out decent power with the right work done to it. i dont want my ford to be able to smoke anyone really, just be able to run them over. that will be fun enough in its own right. i get my speed kicks out of the 5hp briggs racing. i don't need anymore tickets, i live in one of the most ticketed areas in the state of pa. i got a ticket 2 different times for driving over the median strip.....its BAD. and im dumb enough to tell the cops to go stick it somewhere
 
Reply
Old May 7, 2004 | 09:29 AM
  #30  
FordMan250PS's Avatar
FordMan250PS
New User
Joined: May 2004
Posts: 5
Likes: 0
From: Near sugarloaf
I don't think that sound sick either.. I think that would give you a rather proud feeling knowin your truck puts out that much power. And the thing with what your father did.. Very sneaky. I can only imagine the smirk on his face. Mainly because my fathers the same way.. Except he has a 64 Impala..327..300 horsepower.. You HAVE to turn the car off in order to not here it. When he fires that baby up the people in the other car sink down in there seats awfully bad..
 
Reply



All times are GMT -5. The time now is 01:18 PM.

story-0
Rezvani's Latest Post-Apocalytic Monster Is a Ford F-150 Raptor Underneath

Slideshow: Called the Fortress, the 850-horsepower pickup combines Raptor underpinnings with military-inspired features, survival equipment, and a starting price of $285,000.

By Verdad Gallardo | 2026-05-30 18:33:59


VIEW MORE
story-1
Top 10 Most Expensive Ford Trucks Ever Sold on Bring a Trailer

Slideshow: 10 most expensive Ford trucks ever sold on Bring a Trailer.

By Joe Kucinski | 2026-05-27 16:24:34


VIEW MORE
story-2
2027 Ford Super Duty Buyer's Guide (Every Model, Engine, & Package)

Here's everything that has changed for the latest model year.

By Brett Foote | 2026-05-27 16:17:28


VIEW MORE
story-3
Top 10 Ford Truck Tragedies

Slideshow: Top 10 Ford truck tragedies.

By Joe Kucinski | 2026-05-18 19:34:33


VIEW MORE
story-4
AEV FXL Super Duty - the Super Duty Raptor Ford Doesn't Make

And it might be even better than that.

By Brett Foote | 2026-05-18 19:26:42


VIEW MORE
story-5
Lobo Vs Lobo: Proof the F-150 Lobo Should Be Even Lower!

Slideshow: Does lowering an F-150 Lobo RUIN the ride quality?

By Michael S. Palmer | 2026-05-18 19:20:37


VIEW MORE
story-6
Ford's 2001 Explorer Sportsman Concept Looks For a New Home

Slideshow: Ford's bizarre fishing-themed Explorer concept has resurfaced after spending decades largely forgotten.

By Verdad Gallardo | 2026-05-12 18:07:46


VIEW MORE
story-7
10 Best Ford Truck Engines We Miss the Most!

Slideshow: The 10 best Ford truck engines we miss the most.

By Joe Kucinski | 2026-05-12 13:09:47


VIEW MORE
story-8
2026 Shelby F-150 Off-Road: Better Than a Raptor R?

Slideshow: first look at the 810 hp 2026 Shelby F-150 Off-Road!

By Brett Foote | 2026-05-12 12:50:07


VIEW MORE
story-9
2027 Super Duty Carhartt Package First Look: 12 Things You NEED to Know!

Slideshow: Everything You Need to Know about the 2027 Super Duty Carhartt Package!

By Michael S. Palmer | 2026-05-07 17:51:06


VIEW MORE