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Old Apr 12, 2004 | 07:57 PM
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Cows with guns

I stumbled across this purely by accident doing a web search.... pure cheese (no pun intended)....

http://www.shagrat.net/Html/cows.htm

Cows with guns!
 
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Old Apr 12, 2004 | 08:25 PM
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Huh... I'm not sure what to say.
 
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Old Apr 12, 2004 | 08:26 PM
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Hm have to wait till I get home. on late again I see Ken,
I dont have speakers on this comp.
So Ken, how are you today? Doing alright? Have a good weekend?
Hope so.
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Old Apr 12, 2004 | 08:28 PM
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thats was too funny, my son got a kick out of it, then says can we go to McD's for diner?
 
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Old Apr 12, 2004 | 08:30 PM
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It's nice to see the humour-filled Ken in GC .

Were you searching Mad cow disease when you found it ?
 
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Old Apr 12, 2004 | 08:33 PM
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No... I was searching on firearms.
 
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Old Apr 12, 2004 | 08:46 PM
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did anyone else notice the cow is called a he with udders that he pees out of?
 
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Old Apr 12, 2004 | 08:52 PM
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yea i saw that lol cows with udders are not guys but this is some strange crap
 
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Old Apr 12, 2004 | 09:05 PM
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I heard that a couple of years ago on a local radio station. Thanks Ken for posting that cause it always has cracked me up.

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Old Apr 12, 2004 | 10:35 PM
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You got a good one there boss
 
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Old Apr 12, 2004 | 10:39 PM
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I love that song, its Bob Rivers in case anyone is wondering.
 
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Old Apr 12, 2004 | 11:14 PM
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that was great .....bad cow pun...
 
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Old Apr 12, 2004 | 11:20 PM
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that is hilarious I am easily ammused but thats funny right there.
 
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Old Apr 13, 2004 | 06:13 AM
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That site just goes to prove my theory that crack doesn't smoke itself. The person who made that site is messed up. Cow dung flung!
 
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Old Apr 13, 2004 | 07:36 AM
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Someone emailed the lyrics to my daughter a while back. The visuals and hearing it sung were much better.
 
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