Nice one Jeff 
Cool joke. 
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Since I've missed a few of these previous milestones, let me post my joke now. Stop me if you've heard this one:
A terrible mix-up occured when Gerald the Engineer passed away. He found himself in Hell, not Heaven where he was supposed to be. Satan, said, "Sorry, Gerald, but there's nothing I can do about this. I guess you'll just have to make the best of it here." So, Gerald looked around, and could not believe the lack of facilities: no plumbing, no air conditioning, etc... Being a resourceful person, he set to creating flush toilets, installed an air-conditioning system: basically, the comforts of home. Needless to say, Satan was impressed.
Word of this clerical blunder finally reached God, and he was outraged. He immediately called Satan, and instructed him to send Gerald where he belonged. Satan said, "you must be kidding? We're finally starting to get all the comforts that you've enjoyed in Heaven for thousands of years! I'm not giving up this guy, NO WAY!!" God said, "if you don't send Gerald to Heaven immediately, I'll sue!" Satan just roared with laughter.
"SUE?!?! Sue me?! Lord, just EXACTLY where are YOU going to find a lawyer up THERE?"
A terrible mix-up occured when Gerald the Engineer passed away. He found himself in Hell, not Heaven where he was supposed to be. Satan, said, "Sorry, Gerald, but there's nothing I can do about this. I guess you'll just have to make the best of it here." So, Gerald looked around, and could not believe the lack of facilities: no plumbing, no air conditioning, etc... Being a resourceful person, he set to creating flush toilets, installed an air-conditioning system: basically, the comforts of home. Needless to say, Satan was impressed.
Word of this clerical blunder finally reached God, and he was outraged. He immediately called Satan, and instructed him to send Gerald where he belonged. Satan said, "you must be kidding? We're finally starting to get all the comforts that you've enjoyed in Heaven for thousands of years! I'm not giving up this guy, NO WAY!!" God said, "if you don't send Gerald to Heaven immediately, I'll sue!" Satan just roared with laughter.
"SUE?!?! Sue me?! Lord, just EXACTLY where are YOU going to find a lawyer up THERE?"
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