Be careful,she may chose a few pet names of her own.
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I Hearby Declare
I hearby declare:
That I,King Triton,be given full credit,royalties,pats on back,etc for the invention of the following word.
"olady" >pronounced O lay D
Deffinition: A term used to describe either,wife,girl friend,lover,etc.Derived from previous term "old lady" that gets me bopped up side the head(by said olady)everytime I use it.
I do this for three reasons;
1=convenience,olady is easy to say and type.
2=self preservation,the ring in my ears wont stop!!!
3=by doing this,and publishing it here on this post,it will become official and the next time said "olady" comes after me I can show her this post and say, But Honey,I invented this word,just for you,and just look at all the reply`s from guys thanking me for curing their reocurring headaches,,,,,,,
That I,King Triton,be given full credit,royalties,pats on back,etc for the invention of the following word.
"olady" >pronounced O lay D
Deffinition: A term used to describe either,wife,girl friend,lover,etc.Derived from previous term "old lady" that gets me bopped up side the head(by said olady)everytime I use it.
I do this for three reasons;
1=convenience,olady is easy to say and type.
2=self preservation,the ring in my ears wont stop!!!
3=by doing this,and publishing it here on this post,it will become official and the next time said "olady" comes after me I can show her this post and say, But Honey,I invented this word,just for you,and just look at all the reply`s from guys thanking me for curing their reocurring headaches,,,,,,,
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You guys are funny,But I meant I was the one she was calling putz,and the last time I called her Michelle,she about killed me,her name is Katie!And I do respect her(seen her deadlift a vw).
EDIT :
Want to here something else funny?after typing that up,I started getting e-mails from some company saying they could sell me a perscription that would cure the ringing in my ears! (I swear I am not making this up),So I am going to do an experimient,please excuse the following word as I have to type it correctly in order for this experiment to work.
The other day while having trouble farting,,,,
Lets see what kind of e-mails I get from that one,Bean-o to the rescue.
EDIT :
Want to here something else funny?after typing that up,I started getting e-mails from some company saying they could sell me a perscription that would cure the ringing in my ears! (I swear I am not making this up),So I am going to do an experimient,please excuse the following word as I have to type it correctly in order for this experiment to work.
The other day while having trouble farting,,,,
Lets see what kind of e-mails I get from that one,Bean-o to the rescue.
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Originally posted by King Triton
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EDIT :
Want to here something else funny?after typing that up,I started getting e-mails from some company saying they could sell me a perscription that would cure the ringing in my ears! (I swear I am not making this up),So I am going to do an experimient,please excuse the following word as I have to type it correctly in order for this experiment to work.
The other day while having trouble farting,,,,
Lets see what kind of e-mails I get from that one,Bean-o to the rescue.
.......
EDIT :
Want to here something else funny?after typing that up,I started getting e-mails from some company saying they could sell me a perscription that would cure the ringing in my ears! (I swear I am not making this up),So I am going to do an experimient,please excuse the following word as I have to type it correctly in order for this experiment to work.
The other day while having trouble farting,,,,
Lets see what kind of e-mails I get from that one,Bean-o to the rescue.
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Here's what I don't understand, when you talk about someone's `old lady (or olady)`, you're talking about their girlfriend/wife. When you talk about someone's `old man`, then you're talking about their dad. What gives with that? Is it the opposite for girls?
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