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From: Magrath
Sweet Story
A newlywed couple had only been married for two weeks. The
husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the
town and party with his old buddies. So, he said to his new wife,
"Honey, I'll be right back."
"Where are you going, coochy cooh?" asked the wife. "I'm going
to the bar, pretty face. I'm going to have a beer."
The wife said, "You want a beer, my love?" She opened the
door to the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds
of beer, brands from 12 different countries: Germany, Holland,
Japan, India, Etc.
The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that
he could think of saying was, "Yes, lolly pop...but at the bar...you
know...they have frozen glasses..." He didn't get to finish the
sentence, because the wife interrupted him by saying, "You want a frozen
glass, puppy face?"
She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen
that she was getting chills just holding it. The husband, looking a bit
pale, said, "Yes, tootsie roll, but at the bar they have those hors
d'oeuvres that are really delicious... I won't be long I'll be right
back. I promise.
OK?" "You want hors d'oeuvres, poochi pooh?" She opened the oven
and took out 5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in
blankets, mushroom caps, pork strips, etc.
"But my sweet honey... at the bar... you know... there's
swearing, dirty words and all that..."
"You want dirty words, cutie pie?..."LISTEN UP BUTTHEAD!
DRINK YOUR DANG BEER IN YOUR DARN FROZEN MUG AND EAT YOUR
FRIGGEN SNACKS, BECAUSE YOU AREN'T GOING ANYWHERE! GOT IT?"
.............. ..and, they lived happily ever after.
Had to edit for content, but the story is still there.
husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the
town and party with his old buddies. So, he said to his new wife,
"Honey, I'll be right back."
"Where are you going, coochy cooh?" asked the wife. "I'm going
to the bar, pretty face. I'm going to have a beer."
The wife said, "You want a beer, my love?" She opened the
door to the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds
of beer, brands from 12 different countries: Germany, Holland,
Japan, India, Etc.
The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that
he could think of saying was, "Yes, lolly pop...but at the bar...you
know...they have frozen glasses..." He didn't get to finish the
sentence, because the wife interrupted him by saying, "You want a frozen
glass, puppy face?"
She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen
that she was getting chills just holding it. The husband, looking a bit
pale, said, "Yes, tootsie roll, but at the bar they have those hors
d'oeuvres that are really delicious... I won't be long I'll be right
back. I promise.
OK?" "You want hors d'oeuvres, poochi pooh?" She opened the oven
and took out 5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in
blankets, mushroom caps, pork strips, etc.
"But my sweet honey... at the bar... you know... there's
swearing, dirty words and all that..."
"You want dirty words, cutie pie?..."LISTEN UP BUTTHEAD!
DRINK YOUR DANG BEER IN YOUR DARN FROZEN MUG AND EAT YOUR
FRIGGEN SNACKS, BECAUSE YOU AREN'T GOING ANYWHERE! GOT IT?"
.............. ..and, they lived happily ever after.
Had to edit for content, but the story is still there.
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In what alternate universe can you find a woman who would do all that? I might not want to go ANYWHERE!
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From: tucson/luray usa
Originally posted by bigdmizer
My wife is very good at letting me think I'm the boss! In a family the man is the head of the household, but the woman is the neck, the neck controls the head.
My wife is very good at letting me think I'm the boss! In a family the man is the head of the household, but the woman is the neck, the neck controls the head.
actually your wife controls something about 3ft lower. becareful cause she will make it hurt
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From: tucson/luray usa
Originally posted by FireHazard
You all make get married sound so bad.... I'm 22 year old single male and you are scaring me to death.
You all make get married sound so bad.... I'm 22 year old single male and you are scaring me to death.
its is not that bad, or so i am told. i am 45 and still single.
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Well I don't know about YOU "boys" but in "MY" house I'm KING!! I make decisions, pass laws and have it all carried out from a room of my own with it's very own throne in it!! 
Course all bets are off once I leave the sanctity of the "throne room" and providing I was by myself in there in the first place all decisions and laws become null and void.
Course all bets are off once I leave the sanctity of the "throne room" and providing I was by myself in there in the first place all decisions and laws become null and void.