im a bouncer now!!
me and my buddy pack up the truck and head south 90 miles to Mankato Mn to visit a friend who is away at college. its always a riot when we get together. basically, A .. LOT of beer gets consumed lol. theres all these bars that are pretty much door-to-door, and he works at one of them.
so we do the whole club to club thing, and me and Ben are standing outside one club at the gate. its a fence around this bar, about 40 feet from the entrance. we are trashed by then just laughing it up, and theres like 12 cops standing 10 yards from us. someone comes walking up, thinking we are bouncers, grabs his wallet, and starts showing us his ID. so, we get a pretty good laugh out of it, tell the guy we dont work there.
so... then a whole crowd comes along... LOL for 30 minutes we stood out there checking IDs, laughing it up, asking for a $2.00 cover charge but we were too drunk to keep a straight face so no one paid up. the cops were getting quite a kick out of the situation, the REAL bouncer from the club had to shoo us away... 3times lol
it was a riot... i kept asking chicks their names, backwards, adresses, then laughing at them and telling them "hey we dont even work here" then one chick caught on and goes" why are you doing this then" i put my arm around her saying "gives me the chance to talk to beautiful women" LMAO last night was hilarious... guess ya had to be there though



