I bet most of you aren't going to believe this, but I might as well try,

It was -10 degrees Fahrenheit, at 5 PM here in Billings, at 9:30 PM, it was 30 degrees Fahrenheit, now at 10:13 PM, it is 7 degrees Fahrenheit.

 

I wish i knew what that cartoon meant...

 

Ya its been cold lately eh?
it was -47c here the other day in FSJ(without wind) I had to walk a few places (truck takin of road) I spit on a telephone pole and it froze instantly. Now i dont have to worry about my gas bill for leaving my truck running all day.

 

 

Hmmmn...........If it doesn't get over 50 F, I consider it to cold to do much outside.

 

It's not nice to tease them

JK

 

You guys that live in frozen places must have some different kind of blood.

 

Not different blood, just spiked with Jack Daniels to keep it thin enough to flow.

Damn, it is 9:15 a.m. here & still -30 degrees out. Sure glad I have indoor plumbing.

 

-40C Here in Sunny Manitoba Canada at the moment.
My car hates me in the mornings.
Try replacing an Alt on a cadillac in a parking lot when it's this cold.

 

Thats OK, I'll pass unless it os one of those fancy heated parking lots with a roof & 4 walls Um, a parking garage.

When it this cold out & something break I pay good money to have a over priced mechanic fix it. Good sunny 80 degrees & I'll fix it.

 

minus 53 degree...hey Mil1on, isn't that fact a reason to move to Arizona in winter?

...and what kind of fluid do you use in your radiator, pure wodka?

Jens

 

That was in Saskatchewan yesterday without any wind.

Can you imagine what the wind chill factor may have been with a 30 mph wind ?

Here it was -27*C with a 10 KPH (6mph) wind,

Resolute Bay is usually the coldest place in Canada,the other day I think it was -57 there.

I mix coolant/anti-freeze 75-25 to water for protection to minus -50.

 

I drove from Florida, overnight, lastnight. The temperature would change up t0 10 degrees, in two miles.. Average all night was about 21ºF. Clear skies, and not much wind so it wasn't bad, but 23 in Florida.... EEEEK

 

In the spirit of things, this was in today's paper:
(some of these apply to Canucks too)

Official Pennsylvania Temperature Chart

@+70 degrees...
Floridians turn on the heat and unpack the thermal underwear.
Pennsylvanians go swimming in the rivers.
@+60...
North Carolinians turn on the heat.
Penns plant gardens.
@+50...
Las Vegas people shiver uncontrollably.
Penns sunbathe.
@+40...
Italian and British cars won't start.
Penns drive with the windows down.
@+32...
Distilled water freezes.
Penns go fishing.
@+20...
Floridians don all of their winter clothes and hunker down.
Penns throw on a flannel shirt.
@+15...
Baltimore landlords turn on the heat.
Penns have their last cookout "before it gets cold."
@+10...
People in Vegas apply for federal disaster aid.
Penns play "Lick the Flagpole!"
@-20...
Californians fly away to Cancun.
Penns get out their winter coats.
@-40...
Florida disintegrates.
Penn Girl Scouts sell cookies door-to-door. (Just ordered 3 boxes!)
@-50...
Polar bears begin to move South.
Penn Boy Scouts postpone winter survival classes- not cold enough.
@-80...
Mt. St. Helens freezes over.
Penns go get some videos.
@-100...
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Penn State fans have trouble thawing the keg.
@-297...
Microbial life no longer survives.
Penns start saying, "cold enough for ya?"
@-500...
Hell freezes over.
The Eagles win the Super Bowl.

 

Here's the Canadian Version

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CANADIAN TEMPERATURE CONVERSION CHART (IN FAHRENHEIT DEGREES)

70 above Texans turn on the heat and unpack the thermal underwear. People in Canada go swimming.

60 above North Carolinians try to turn on the heat. People in Canada plant gardens.

50 above Californians shiver uncontrollably. People in Canada sunbathe.

40 above Italian & English cars won't start. People in Canada drive with the windows down.

32 above Distilled water freezes. Lake Superior's water gets thicker.

20 above Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, and woolly hats. People in Canada throw on a flannel shirt.

15 above Philadelphia landlords finally turn up the heat. People in Canada have the last cookout before it gets cold.

0 degrees People in Miami all die... Canadians lick the flagpole.

20 below Californians fly away to Mexico. People in Canada get out their winter coats.

40 below Hollywood disintegrates. The Girl Guides in Canada are selling cookies door to door.

60 below Polar bears begin to evacuate the Arctic. Canadian Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes until it gets cold enough.

80 below Mt. St. Helens freezes. People in Canada rent some videos.

100 below Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Canadians get frustrated because they can't thaw the keg.

297 below Microbial life no longer survives on dairy products. Cows in Canada complain about farmers with cold hands.

460 below ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero in the Kelvin scale). People in Canada start saying, "Cold 'nuff for ya?"

500 below Hell freezes over. The Leafs win the Stanley Cup