Religious viewpoints
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Religious viewpoints
Don't mean to offend here, just provide a laugh or two.
Religious Viewpoints:
Taoism; Sheet happens.
Confucianism; Sheet doesn't happen until Confucius says it does.
Hinduism; This Sheet happened before.
Bhuddism; This is only an illusion of Sheet happening.
Zen; What is the sound of Sheet happening?
Islam; If Sheet happens, it must be the will of Allah!
Jehova Witness; I have seen Sheet, and it spoke to me.
Atheism; There is no such thing as Sheet.
Agnosticism; Maybe there is Sheet, maybe there isn't.
Protestantism; Sheet won't happen to me if I work harder.
Catholicism; If Sheet happens, I deserve it.
Mormonism; I have to give up 10% of my Sheet.
Judaism; Why does Sheet always happen to me?
Televangelism; Send money now, or Sheet will happen to you!
Rastafarianism; Smoke that Sheet.
Religious Viewpoints:
Taoism; Sheet happens.
Confucianism; Sheet doesn't happen until Confucius says it does.
Hinduism; This Sheet happened before.
Bhuddism; This is only an illusion of Sheet happening.
Zen; What is the sound of Sheet happening?
Islam; If Sheet happens, it must be the will of Allah!
Jehova Witness; I have seen Sheet, and it spoke to me.
Atheism; There is no such thing as Sheet.
Agnosticism; Maybe there is Sheet, maybe there isn't.
Protestantism; Sheet won't happen to me if I work harder.
Catholicism; If Sheet happens, I deserve it.
Mormonism; I have to give up 10% of my Sheet.
Judaism; Why does Sheet always happen to me?
Televangelism; Send money now, or Sheet will happen to you!
Rastafarianism; Smoke that Sheet.
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Religion isn't one of my better topics of conversation.looks like you covered just about all of them though.you may take some heat on a few of those on the list.sometimes people take offence to refering to religion in this manner.good luck
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Originally posted by Fordfaggiole
Religion isn't one of my better topics of conversation.looks like you covered just about all of them though.you may take some heat on a few of those on the list.sometimes people take offence to refering to religion in this manner.good luck
Religion isn't one of my better topics of conversation.looks like you covered just about all of them though.you may take some heat on a few of those on the list.sometimes people take offence to refering to religion in this manner.good luck
To those without a sense of humor:
JUST KIDDING
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All i was saying is was anyone who takes religion seriously may not appreciate religious beliefs referred to with the cryptic wording in the thread.I agree everyone should have a sense of humor.i may be wrong in this instance.i'v certainly been wrong before.I personally took no offence,but neither did i find it funny
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Originally posted by nick11082001
i got a big thing against wicca, well any religion that goes against the truth of the Gospel of Jesus Christ
i got a big thing against wicca, well any religion that goes against the truth of the Gospel of Jesus Christ
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Originally posted by nick11082001
i got a big thing against wicca, well any religion that goes against the truth of the Gospel of Jesus Christ
i got a big thing against wicca, well any religion that goes against the truth of the Gospel of Jesus Christ
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All this is pointing out one of the MAJOR problems within our society. Hypersensitivity to anything that might not be agreeable to one's own beliefs, thinking, etc. My suggestion:
GET OVER IT!!! Have a laugh, obviously we need a good one!
GET OVER IT!!! Have a laugh, obviously we need a good one!
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Originally posted by HerbertKornfeld
How about:
Every Religion In The World - my sheet don't stink.
How about:
Every Religion In The World - my sheet don't stink.
This is about the funniest thing I have heard in weeks. Oh man, do my sides hurt.
Thanks for the laugh.
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