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A few thot's....
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A few thot's....
1) To shut down Windows - Why do we use the "START" button???
2) If "PRO" is the opposite of "CON" - is Congress the opposite of Progress???
3) If we are not supposed to eat animals - why are they made out of meat???
4) If we get wool from sheep - why don't sheep "SHRINK" after it rains....
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2) If "PRO" is the opposite of "CON" - is Congress the opposite of Progress???
3) If we are not supposed to eat animals - why are they made out of meat???
4) If we get wool from sheep - why don't sheep "SHRINK" after it rains....
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From: Where they take the census by counting the appliances on the front porch and multiplying by five
A few thot's....
I'm with you. I was wondering myself:
Why do old women dye their hair blue? Or pink?
Why do women tell you their problems if they don't want you to tell them how to fix them?
How can something wet be "dry"?
Why would anyone WANT to listen to Robert Goulet?
Why do some people call broth "juice"? Meat juice? YUK!
Why do some people spend thousands upon thousands of dollars to look like something they're not?
What's the difference between SPAM and TREET meat?
What's with the pants around the knees with the shirt tucked in?
Just wonderin'
Chuck
Why do old women dye their hair blue? Or pink?
Why do women tell you their problems if they don't want you to tell them how to fix them?
How can something wet be "dry"?
Why would anyone WANT to listen to Robert Goulet?
Why do some people call broth "juice"? Meat juice? YUK!
Why do some people spend thousands upon thousands of dollars to look like something they're not?
What's the difference between SPAM and TREET meat?
What's with the pants around the knees with the shirt tucked in?
Just wonderin'
Chuck
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A few thot's....
[updated:LAST EDITED ON 24-Apr-02 AT 10:24 PM (EST)]>1) To shut down Windows - Why do we use the "START"
>button???
I use a little program called "psychosoft shutdown wizard " v1.0 to shutdown windows. [link:sac-ftp.gratex.sk/utiltask12.html|I found it here]
>3) If we are not supposed to eat animals - why are they made
>out of meat???
For those who say they would never eat a living thing.
Plants are living, they are just easier to catch.
The sign at the airport says "no stoping passenger loading unloading area". How are you supposed to stop to pickup/dropoff someone.
>button???
I use a little program called "psychosoft shutdown wizard " v1.0 to shutdown windows. [link:sac-ftp.gratex.sk/utiltask12.html|I found it here]
>3) If we are not supposed to eat animals - why are they made
>out of meat???
For those who say they would never eat a living thing.
Plants are living, they are just easier to catch.
The sign at the airport says "no stoping passenger loading unloading area". How are you supposed to stop to pickup/dropoff someone.
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A few thot's....
Yeah....
If #2 pencils are the best why are they still #2?
If cows could laugh would milk shoot out of their nose?
If you pulled the legs off a fly would it be a walk?
When you answer the phone why does your girlfriend/wife always ask "what are you doing?"
If nothing sticks to teflon, how does it stick to the pan?
Why are there braile buttons on drive up ATM's?
If 7-11 is open 24 hours aday, 7 days a week, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
What would you do if you bags of chips etc said" open elsewhere"?
And finally wouldn't you like to see a car commercial that at the bottom said "untrained drivers on open road"
If #2 pencils are the best why are they still #2?
If cows could laugh would milk shoot out of their nose?
If you pulled the legs off a fly would it be a walk?
When you answer the phone why does your girlfriend/wife always ask "what are you doing?"
If nothing sticks to teflon, how does it stick to the pan?
Why are there braile buttons on drive up ATM's?
If 7-11 is open 24 hours aday, 7 days a week, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
What would you do if you bags of chips etc said" open elsewhere"?
And finally wouldn't you like to see a car commercial that at the bottom said "untrained drivers on open road"
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A few thot's....
if something is shiped in a car it is called a shipment,
if it is shiped on a ship it is called cargo.
if it is shiped on a ship it is called cargo.
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A few thot's....
That was all too funny. Especially with the laughing cow thing. I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegitarian though. I'll eat that cow, milk coming out of his nose or not.But, If lobsters looked like little puppies, could people still throw them into boiling water while they're still alive?
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A few thot's....
>
>>3) If we are not supposed to eat animals - why are they made
>>out of meat???
>
>For those who say they would never eat a living thing.
>Plants are living, they are just easier to catch.
>
Vegetarian: Old Indian word meaning "Poor Hunter"
>>3) If we are not supposed to eat animals - why are they made
>>out of meat???
>
>For those who say they would never eat a living thing.
>Plants are living, they are just easier to catch.
>
Vegetarian: Old Indian word meaning "Poor Hunter"