View Poll Results: Are you a redneck
Yes... all the way from my hat to my boots
52
37.68%
no
15
10.87%
yes... but i don't dress like one
56
40.58%
no... never want to be one
15
10.87%
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are you a redneck?
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From: Indiana
Re: Re: are you a redneck?
Originally posted by jpsartre12
I'm not a redneck. My grass is cut short, my family tree has more than one branch and I don't have a mullet or a pick-up truck.
I'm not a redneck. My grass is cut short, my family tree has more than one branch and I don't have a mullet or a pick-up truck.
Business in the front, Party in the back!!!!
Besides, it doesn't get much more redneck than a mullet, half tucked into the back of your flannel shirt collar, smashed down by a dirty, ol John Deere Mesh back hat.
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From: Phoenix, Arizona
Originally posted by drunkenmonk
well, now we once again have to define what redneck means.
I don't think its really about clothing brands, unless you're a poseur trying to be something you're not.
I've heard of wannabes buying new wranglers, and having them pressed with a skoal can in the back pocket. I mean if you want that circle on the butt of your jeans, at least get it the old fashioned way, and earn it.
what's next? going to the tanning salon, and just over tanning your neck?
well, now we once again have to define what redneck means.
I don't think its really about clothing brands, unless you're a poseur trying to be something you're not.
I've heard of wannabes buying new wranglers, and having them pressed with a skoal can in the back pocket. I mean if you want that circle on the butt of your jeans, at least get it the old fashioned way, and earn it.
what's next? going to the tanning salon, and just over tanning your neck?
"a glorious absence of sophistication. It can be full time or part time. Most of us are guilty of it. If you aren't you have family members that are."
Jeff Foxworthy!
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From: Tampa, Florida
I tend to show my redneck side when i'm working on my truck, BLASTING Lynard Skynard through the neighborhood,bending over the engine compartment with my butt crack hangin' out, and spraying the whole truck down with a good coat of WD-40 to stop the squeekin'.
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From: The County
scary
This redneck thing is starting to get scary!I think i'm going through an identity crisis.I'm not sure if i smoked any or ate it but i,m going to have to find out what it is.hmmmm.Did in come on a stick with little red hairs on it wraped with a fine string?
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From: Raleigh, NC
A proud Redneck here. Got 4 riding mowers, only 1 runs at this time, one is on blocks, and the other 2 have flats, and just sold one almost 3 months ago. I'm looking at another one, but its not just any mower, its a John Deere 140, and if I get it, its a keeper! I had 11 push mowers at one time this past summer. Fixed and sold all but 4. Most of them were Murrays. I'm trying to get one more fixed to sell and part out the other 2 and have one for myself to use.
I'm even lookin' at an old Ford truck to fix up too.
Just about everything I wear now is Carhartt. It's comfortable and tough clothing. Wranglers just don't fit me very well, so its all Carhartt for me. I wear Justin boots most of the time too.
I enjoy a good day of meaningful work, on the farm, on the sawmill, or whereever work is that is not run of the mill. I am a jack of all trades, master of none (yet, anyways). I guess that will change after college.
I'm even lookin' at an old Ford truck to fix up too.
Just about everything I wear now is Carhartt. It's comfortable and tough clothing. Wranglers just don't fit me very well, so its all Carhartt for me. I wear Justin boots most of the time too.
I enjoy a good day of meaningful work, on the farm, on the sawmill, or whereever work is that is not run of the mill. I am a jack of all trades, master of none (yet, anyways). I guess that will change after college.
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From: Detroit Subs
Originally posted by Fordfaggiole
I used to think i was a country bumpkin but now i seem to be leaning towards the redneck side.guess i'm a crossover.
I used to think i was a country bumpkin but now i seem to be leaning towards the redneck side.guess i'm a crossover.
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From: Florida Hill Country
Originally posted by jpsartre12
better to be a crossover than a crossdresser.
better to be a crossover than a crossdresser.
