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Dec 22, 2003 | 02:45 PM

drunkenmonk

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well its my 1000th post

heres the obligatory joke

A daddy bull and his son are standing on a hill looking down at a huge herd of cattle. the son says" lets run down there and mate with one of those cows!"
and the daddy replies" No, son. lets WALK down there and mate with ALL those cows."

had to clean it up a little, its better the old way.
thats always been my favorite story.

and now I'm a guru, send me your contributions, tax-deductible of course, and I'll get you into heaven, or a bargain matinee or something.

Dec 22, 2003 | 02:49 PM

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congrats

Dec 22, 2003 | 03:02 PM

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Dec 22, 2003 | 03:14 PM

drunkenmonk

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never saw that response before
I feel special

OK I usualy feel special
something to do with that short bus I used to ride to school

Dec 22, 2003 | 03:25 PM

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It was for the joke!

Dec 22, 2003 | 03:29 PM

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Congrats, I'll take the bargain matinee...

Dec 22, 2003 | 03:46 PM

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Dec 22, 2003 | 11:20 PM

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Dec 23, 2003 | 12:26 AM

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Nova

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thats funny, where do i get mine?

Dec 23, 2003 | 02:26 AM

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Apparently I need one of those short bus shirts, because I dont get the joke ??? :?

Dec 23, 2003 | 02:30 AM

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well, its not so much a joke, as it is a statement about patience

Dec 23, 2003 | 08:07 AM

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Quote:

Originally posted by drunkenmonk
well, its not so much a joke, as it is a statement about patience

I thought it was a statement about how to score, when I was younger I used to run ***** nilly into the party. For some reason I always ended up face down in the yard "alone"

Once I realised that I needed to slowdown a little, I was never alone face down in the yard again. I usually woke up some where strange, wanting to chew my arm off

AAAAHHHH to be a young bull again.