Comending Monsta
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Comending Monsta
Poor Yeti... with all that white stuff he's been scraping out of driveways he deosn't even have the energy to strut his stuff any more. Sounds like we might have to arrange a bachelor's party in his honor to help perk him up. Who says you need an impending wedding to have a bachelor's party, anyway?
With that said, Vegas anyone? Ladies are invited, as well -- and if they stick with me, they'll have a better time than the guys!
With that said, Vegas anyone? Ladies are invited, as well -- and if they stick with me, they'll have a better time than the guys!
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abendx, interesting hobby. Perhaps I have seen you trolling that bar on the corner of 5th Street and Oxnard Blvd on Friday and Saturday nights! 
Strictly for research purposes only, I'm sure!... Spandex rules! :*
Scott
Strictly for research purposes only, I'm sure!... Spandex rules! :*Scott
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>abendx, interesting hobby. Perhaps I have seen you trolling
>that bar on the corner of 5th Street and Oxnard Blvd on
>Friday and Saturday nights! Strictly for research
>purposes only, I'm sure!... Spandex rules! :*
scott.... u'd not be implying that the hot girl wearing spandex is really yourself in drag!??!
GOD HELP ME!!!
so.... you live in or near oxnard?? if so... i'll buy you a beer one of these days... but only under three conditions:
1. you wear that cute spandex outfit.
2. you can't mention any of this to either N_fini_T or monsta's sister (hey, i need a backup plan here).
3. don't let rottn or yeti know as they may get jealous.
>that bar on the corner of 5th Street and Oxnard Blvd on
>Friday and Saturday nights!
Strictly for research >purposes only, I'm sure!... Spandex rules! :*
scott.... u'd not be implying that the hot girl wearing spandex is really yourself in drag!??!
GOD HELP ME!!!
so.... you live in or near oxnard?? if so... i'll buy you a beer one of these days... but only under three conditions:
1. you wear that cute spandex outfit.
2. you can't mention any of this to either N_fini_T or monsta's sister (hey, i need a backup plan here).
3. don't let rottn or yeti know as they may get jealous.
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abendx, okay but just because I wear spandex doesn't mean I have a complete lack of self respect. 
Scouts honor, I will not leak any of this to the ladies or banjo play'in boy band.
Heh heh, so you've seen the hottie and the spandex queens standing on the curb too! I work in Oxnard and drive by them every night on the way home
Heck, even rotten or yeti could get a :* date':* with those girls. (nudge nudge, wink wink) 
Scouts honor, I will not leak any of this to the ladies or banjo play'in boy band.
Heh heh, so you've seen the hottie and the spandex queens standing on the curb too! I work in Oxnard and drive by them every night on the way home
Heck, even rotten or yeti could get a :* date':* with those girls. (nudge nudge, wink wink) 
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>abendx, okay but just because I wear spandex doesn't mean I
>have a complete lack of self respect.
>
>Scouts honor, I will not leak any of this to the ladies or
>banjo play'in boy band.
>
>Heh heh, so you've seen the hottie and the spandex queens
>standing on the curb too! I work in Oxnard and drive by them
>every night on the way home Heck, even rotten or yeti
>could get a :* date':* with those girls. (nudge nudge, wink
>wink)
You West Coast Girls.... I mean Guys!
Oxnard must be the new San Francisco.
Here's a photo MONSTA's Sis gave me of ABENDX and HorsePuller getting ready to leave for work. You'll be able to tell who's who by the shoes!
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>have a complete lack of self respect.
>
>Scouts honor, I will not leak any of this to the ladies or
>banjo play'in boy band.
>
>Heh heh, so you've seen the hottie and the spandex queens
>standing on the curb too! I work in Oxnard and drive by them
>every night on the way home
Heck, even rotten or yeti >could get a :* date':* with those girls. (nudge nudge, wink
>wink)
You West Coast Girls.... I mean Guys!
Oxnard must be the new San Francisco.
Here's a photo MONSTA's Sis gave me of ABENDX and HorsePuller getting ready to leave for work. You'll be able to tell who's who by the shoes!
[/img]images/678-1002-43441.jpg[/img]
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I don't know, guys... I've been tryin to figure out which is which in that picture. You know them better than I do, help me out.
Thanks,
Jeanne
...on the road again... soon!
...now if I could only find that truck I need.
Thanks,
Jeanne
...on the road again... soon!
...now if I could only find that truck I need.
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>heheh... 69
>
>ummmm, then if not you yeti... who is that in drag with
>rottn??
OOOOOH! ABENDX... You Know who's really in the photo!
Does this photo ring a bell? It's YOU and MONSTA's Twin Sister! Wow! I thought MONSTA'S non-identical sister was homely. 
Wait! ABENDX that is MONSTA's twin sister and not... No it can't be 'MONSTA' in drag!
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>
>ummmm, then if not you yeti... who is that in drag with
>rottn??
OOOOOH! ABENDX... You Know who's really in the photo!
Does this photo ring a bell?
It's YOU and MONSTA's Twin Sister! Wow! I thought MONSTA'S non-identical sister was homely. Wait! ABENDX that is MONSTA's twin sister and not... No it can't be 'MONSTA' in drag! [/img]images/678-1002-43613.jpg[/img]