Comending Monsta
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> i mean come on, i have fathered your sister's baby...
Um...she told me that you were "unable" to perform that. I couldn't really understand her (with her teeth an' all) but she said something 'bout "only his truck is big" or something like that....
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Thanks fellas. Nice to know that I'm on track here.
Um...she told me that you were "unable" to perform that. I couldn't really understand her (with her teeth an' all) but she said something 'bout "only his truck is big" or something like that....
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Thanks fellas. Nice to know that I'm on track here.
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[updated:LAST EDITED ON 25-Dec-02 AT 12:29 PM (EST)]>Abendx, hope you got Monsta's sis sumtin reel purrty for
>Xmas
need to find out from rottn if she liked it..... i sent her one of those penile extension thingies since rottn will not be able to match my 2.5" of pure love stick... (i only mention this as monsta was so nice to have pointed out what his sister had told him.... you all knew what big lifts were all about.... and i hear rottn was going even bigger... i guess it is true about the proportion thing
)
merry x-mas everyone!! :-X12
>Xmas
need to find out from rottn if she liked it..... i sent her one of those penile extension thingies since rottn will not be able to match my 2.5" of pure love stick... (i only mention this as monsta was so nice to have pointed out what his sister had told him.... you all knew what big lifts were all about.... and i hear rottn was going even bigger... i guess it is true about the proportion thing
)merry x-mas everyone!! :-X12
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Comending Monsta
>I originaly thought this post was "Condeming Monsta" oh well
>maybe the next one!!
I was thinking "Committing Monsta" with a sister like that he might need a big padded room and a straight jacket....
Justin
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>maybe the next one!!
I was thinking "Committing Monsta" with a sister like that he might need a big padded room and a straight jacket....
Justin
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Comending Monsta
>>Abendx, hope you got Monsta's sis sumtin reel purrty for
>>Xmas
>
>need to find out from rottn if she liked it..... i sent her
>one of those penile extension thingies since rottn will not
>be able to match my 2.5" of pure love stick... (i only
>mention this as monsta was so nice to have pointed out what
>his sister had told him.... you all knew what big lifts were
>all about.... and i hear rottn was going even bigger... i
>guess it is true about the proportion thing )
>
>
>merry x-mas everyone!! :-X12
NO Need For Anything Like That!
I did however exchange your 'Used Wiennie Extender' for a XL bottle of Viagra! I'm not as young as you and Yeti... and now that she has unwrapped my huge xmas package, she can't seem to stop playing with it. Ahhhh! Kids and their toys! :-X12
P.S. ABENDX, I sent ya an 8 pack of double A's for that blow up doll you ride around with now.
>>Xmas
>
>need to find out from rottn if she liked it..... i sent her
>one of those penile extension thingies since rottn will not
>be able to match my 2.5" of pure love stick... (i only
>mention this as monsta was so nice to have pointed out what
>his sister had told him.... you all knew what big lifts were
>all about.... and i hear rottn was going even bigger... i
>guess it is true about the proportion thing
) >
>
>merry x-mas everyone!! :-X12
NO Need For Anything Like That!
I did however exchange your 'Used Wiennie Extender' for a XL bottle of Viagra! I'm not as young as you and Yeti... and now that she has unwrapped my huge xmas package, she can't seem to stop playing with it. Ahhhh! Kids and their toys! :-X12
P.S. ABENDX, I sent ya an 8 pack of double A's for that blow up doll you ride around with now.
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Comending Monsta
>NO Need For Anything Like That!
>I did however exchange your 'Used Wiennie Extender' for a XL
>bottle of Viagra! I'm not as young as you and Yeti... and
>now that she has unwrapped my huge xmas package, she can't
>seem to stop playing with it. Ahhhh! Kids and their toys!
>:-X12
>
>P.S. ABENDX, I sent ya an 8 pack of double A's for that
>blow up doll you ride around with now.
AKK!!!! UGG!!! NOOOO think happy thoughts happy thoughts
Justin
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2002 F-350 SC LB 4X4 6SPD PSD. 3.73 gears. 2.5" leviling kit. K&N air filter. Rhino lined Bed. Prodigy trailer brake controler. 35x12.5x16.5 BFG A/T. 16.5x10 ultra wheels. pop up gooseneck hitch and firestone airbag spring helpers. Reese fifth wheel hitch for my new toy hauler. Superchips microtuner.
My imagenary friend thinks you have a mental problem
>I did however exchange your 'Used Wiennie Extender' for a XL
>bottle of Viagra! I'm not as young as you and Yeti... and
>now that she has unwrapped my huge xmas package, she can't
>seem to stop playing with it. Ahhhh! Kids and their toys!
>:-X12
>
>P.S. ABENDX, I sent ya an 8 pack of double A's for that
>blow up doll you ride around with now.
AKK!!!! UGG!!! NOOOO think happy thoughts happy thoughts
Justin
https://www.ford-trucks.com/user_gallery/displaythumbnail.php?&photoid=9313&.jpg
http://members.lycos.nl/dukesofhazzard/dukeslogo.JPG
2002 F-350 SC LB 4X4 6SPD PSD. 3.73 gears. 2.5" leviling kit. K&N air filter. Rhino lined Bed. Prodigy trailer brake controler. 35x12.5x16.5 BFG A/T. 16.5x10 ultra wheels. pop up gooseneck hitch and firestone airbag spring helpers. Reese fifth wheel hitch for my new toy hauler. Superchips microtuner.
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Comending Monsta
>NO Need For Anything Like That!
>I did however exchange your 'Used Wiennie Extender' for a XL
>bottle of Viagra! I'm not as young as you and Yeti... and
>now that she has unwrapped my huge xmas package, she can't
>seem to stop playing with it. Ahhhh! Kids and their toys!
>:-X12
you know what they say about guys that brag about how big they are...
>P.S. ABENDX, I sent ya an 8 pack of double A's for that
>blow up doll you ride around with now.
rottn, how would you know how many batteries a blow up doll takes???
>I did however exchange your 'Used Wiennie Extender' for a XL
>bottle of Viagra! I'm not as young as you and Yeti... and
>now that she has unwrapped my huge xmas package, she can't
>seem to stop playing with it. Ahhhh! Kids and their toys!
>:-X12
you know what they say about guys that brag about how big they are...
>P.S. ABENDX, I sent ya an 8 pack of double A's for that
>blow up doll you ride around with now.
rottn, how would you know how many batteries a blow up doll takes???
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Comending Monsta
>>P.S. ABENDX, I sent ya an 8 pack of double A's for that
>>blow up doll you ride around with now.
>
>rottn, how would you know how many batteries a blow up doll
>takes???
Double A's??? That thing has two outboards and a crash helmet!
Matt
2002, F250 SD, SC, 8' Bed, V10, 3.73 LS, Arizona Beige, ICI Stainless Step Bars, Truxedo Tonneau, Prodigy Brake Control, Flowmaster 40
>>blow up doll you ride around with now.
>
>rottn, how would you know how many batteries a blow up doll
>takes???
Double A's??? That thing has two outboards and a crash helmet!
Matt
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Well you guys are right. Monsta is a great example of what a moderator should be. You are lucky to have him for trail boss. Although I think his job must be a little like trying to herd cats, LOL!
But give yourselves some credit too. You have all helped build an enviable little community here. Your forum has some of the best wit, good humor and fellowship on FTE. Okay, if I say any more, Monsta will think I'm azz kissing and you guys will get big heads...
Scott
But give yourselves some credit too. You have all helped build an enviable little community here. Your forum has some of the best wit, good humor and fellowship on FTE. Okay, if I say any more, Monsta will think I'm azz kissing and you guys will get big heads...
Scott
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>
>PS:I would have said "great" but we don't want his head to
>swell.
Uh, Steve.... do we really want to say things like don't want
his head to swell with all those previous AA battery/Viagra lines
in earlier posts ??
Sorry, I had to pick myself off the floor after reading that one!!!
Sick puppy that I am.... :P
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>PS:I would have said "great" but we don't want his head to
>swell.
Uh, Steve.... do we really want to say things like don't want
his head to swell with all those previous AA battery/Viagra lines
in earlier posts ??
Sorry, I had to pick myself off the floor after reading that one!!!
Sick puppy that I am.... :P
-- Bob
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2001 F250 SD CC Lariat, V-10, 4.30, 6' Bed, 4x4, Auto, K&N FIPK-2, SCMT-tuned, BFG 295/75/16 AT's
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Comending Monsta
>you know what they say about guys that brag about how big
>they are...
>
>>P.S. ABENDX, I sent ya an 8 pack of double A's for that
>>blow up doll you ride around with now.
>
>rottn, how would you know how many batteries a blow up doll
>takes???
I was guessing... But for your purposes perhaps 2 Optima Yellow Tops would be in order!
>they are...
>
>>P.S. ABENDX, I sent ya an 8 pack of double A's for that
>>blow up doll you ride around with now.
>
>rottn, how would you know how many batteries a blow up doll
>takes???
I was guessing... But for your purposes perhaps 2 Optima Yellow Tops would be in order!