This is a test for men only, and all "real men" will answer "C" to all of these questions.
However, women will also benefit by reviewing them, so that they get to understand men and thereby enrich their own lives.

1. Alien beings from a highly advanced society visit the Earth, and you are the first human they encounter. As a token of intergalactic friendship, they present you with a small but incredibly sophisticated device that is capable of curing all disease, providing an infinite supply of clean energy, wiping out hunger and poverty, and permanently eliminating oppression and violence all over the entire earth. You decide to:

A. Present it to the President of the United States.

B. Present it to the Secretary General of the United Nations.

C. Take it apart.



2. As you grow older, what lost quality of your youthful life do you miss the most?

A. Innocence

B. Idealism

C. Cherry bombs.



3. When is it okay to kiss another male?

A. When you wish to display simple and pure affection without regard for narrow- minded social conventions.

B. When he is the Pope (but not on the lips)!

C. When he is your brother and you are Al Pacino and this is the only really sportsmanlike way to let him know that, purely for business reasons, you have to have him killed.



4. In your opinion, the ideal pet is:

A. A cat.

B. A dog.

C. A dog that eats cats.



5 You have been seeing a woman for several years. She's attractive and intelligent, and you always enjoy being with her. One leisurely Sunday afternoon the two of you are taking it easy. You're watching a football game; she's reading the papers when she suddenly, out of the clear blue sky, tells you that she thinks she really loves you, but, she can no longer bear the uncertainty of not knowing where your relationship is going. She says she's not asking whether you want to get married, only whether you believe that you have some kind of future together. What do you say?

A. That you sincerely believe the two of you do have a future, but you don't want to rush it.

B. That although you also have strong feelings for her, you cannot honestly say that you'll be ready anytime soon to make a lasting commitment, and you don't want to hurt her by holding out false hope.

C. That you cannot believe the Broncos called a draw play on third and seventeen.



6. Okay, so you have decided that you truly love a woman and you want to spend the rest of your life with her, sharing the joys and the sorrows the world has to offer, come what may. How do you tell her?

A. You take her to a nice restaurant and tell her after dinner.

B. You take her for a walk on a moonlit beach, and you say her name, and when she turns to you, with the sea breeze blowing through her hair and the stars in her eyes, you tell her.

C. Tell her what?



7. One weekday morning your wife wakes up feeling ill and asks you to get your three children ready for school. Your first question to her is:

A. "Do they need to eat or anything?"

B. "They're in school already?"

C. "We have three of them?"



8. When is it okay to throw away a set of veteran underwear?

A. When it has turned the color of a dead whale and developed new holes so large that you're not sure which ones were originally intended for your legs.

B. When it is down to eight loosely connected underwear molecules and has to be handled with tweezers.

C. It is never okay to throw away veteran underwear. A real guy checks the garbage regularly in case somebody, and we are not naming names, (but this would be his wife) is quietly trying to discard his underwear.



9. What is the human race's single greatest achievement?

A. Democracy.

B. Religion.

C. Remote control.



10. What, in your opinion, is the most reasonable explanation for the fact that Moses led the Israelites all over the place for forty years before they finally got to the Promised Land?

A. He was being tested.

B. He wanted them to really appreciate the Promised Land when they finally got there.

C. He refused to ask for directions.

 

1. A We have to be superior!
2. C
3. Never
4. Both
5. RUN....Besides i don't like the Broncos.
6. C
7. A,B and C
8. A
9. C
10. C

 

I don' get it, was that supposed to be funny? And yes, "C" to all.

 

Haha that's pretty good

 

1. C, then put it back together the wrong way and be subjected to the wrath of all women.
2.C i love those glass packs.... And im never getting rid of them!
3. Absolutely Never
4. Id say a dog but i aint got one just plenty of dog food uh i mean cats
5. Im sorry darlin whatd u say? (still not listening) then gets hit with a pillow.
6. C
7. in this order C, B, A
8. B sounds like pornstar underwear dont it!
9. Actually none of those its the Ford Truck Duh!!!
10. He didnt need directions they were on foot with lots of women nagging at them and sometimes carrying them.

 

I think they meant Cherry Bomb fireworks
But Cherry Bomb Glass Packs are great also

 

Sorry. But I didn't learn anything new from this.

I used to solve #8, by finishing to shred my ex's underwear to bits, before throwing it away. Completely unsalvageable. I know, that's cold. I think I deserve a spanking......

 

shredded undies is just an excuse to go it commando, and it makes the possibility of airport sceurity searches much more fun, for us at least