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Dec 11, 2025 | 07:21 PM
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Dec 12, 2025 | 12:29 AM
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The Wealthy Man survives surgery. The Doc tells him it was very risky and is happy to see him now.
The man says, "Doc I am so grateful I'm gonna add you in my will!"
"That's very kind, can I see the prescription I just handed you I may need to make a little change."
"Later the Man calls his doc, "Doc I've followed your prescription, I'm in Baltimore, where should I go next?
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2 Dr's in surgery with the Flu are called a disgusting paradox!
I tell the Doc, "We have Dinner for 4."
"Make sure 3 other people are there," he tells me.
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Dec 12, 2025 | 08:27 PM
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The Sun has set on KC's Season today Sunday the 14th.
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Don't tell me they were hanging at the new Restaurant all the time!
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Dec 14, 2025 | 08:40 PM
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Dec 15, 2025 | 05:57 PM
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"He sure _ _ _ _ ed that tune up!"
Dec 16, 2025 | 05:51 PM
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"What's my horse doing in Florida?"
"We are going to race him!"
I remember riding him at Palisades State Park.
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Dec 17, 2025 | 02:00 PM
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What do you call a herd of sheep falling down a hill?
A lambslide.
Dec 17, 2025 | 09:54 PM
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All around my Cap clings the Green Willow,
It clings there for 12 months and a day,
If you must ask me, “why it’s there,”
Its cause now we are far, far away!
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Dec 18, 2025 | 05:02 PM
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"More pain, More pain, why me?" they says
OK !
Dec 21, 2025 | 06:56 PM
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Sweet Millisa Alman covers with acoustic too.
Dec 22, 2025 | 07:11 PM
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Get your Capital One CC and you have opened up 1000 Airport lounges across the world. .....
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Dec 23, 2025 | 09:43 PM
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How we will know if they come at us holding a pipe?
There's usually a jingle jangle along with the song!
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Dec 24, 2025 | 01:24 PM
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Think Sammy Hagar said, "There now selling guitar cases for kids Air Guitars!"
Dec 25, 2025 | 06:21 PM
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Dec 25, 2025 | 06:44 PM
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"Dr. I need Glasses!"
"You certainly do!"
"This is a Bank Lobby!"