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Nov 25, 2003 | 05:58 PM

2Bowers

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500th Post Joke

Tech Support for Etch-A-Sketch Ver. 1.0
Q: My Etch-A-Sketch has all of these funny little lines all over
the screen.
A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: How do I turn my Etch-A-Sketch off?
A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: What's the shortcut for Undo?
A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: How do I create a New Document window?
A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: How do I set the background and foreground to the same color?
A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: What is the proper procedure for rebooting my Etch-A-Sketch?
A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: How do I delete a document on my Etch-A-Sketch?
A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: How do I save my Etch-A-Sketch document?
A: Don't shake it.

Best I could do on short notice. 500 posts...I bet my wife has something to do with this...

Nov 25, 2003 | 06:02 PM

theologian

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From: Baileyton, TN

Sounds like my laptop.....

Nov 25, 2003 | 06:04 PM

ctfuzzy

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From: N. Florida - The "No 4x4

That is pretty lame, Bigger Bowers.

Buy happy 500th ANYWAY !!

Nov 25, 2003 | 06:13 PM

2Bowers

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From: Near Bloom, PA

Just told Other Bower she shares the blame for the bad joke; she promised to post a better one.

Thanks Fuzzy!
Theo, I have a laptop with a similar personality. It was owned and programmed by a guy AT Sony headquarters, I don't think I'm smart enough to use it. Yeah that's the problem.