Today, Monday the 24th
Cargo Master
Joined: Sep 2003
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From: Georgia
Originally posted by theologian
I have taken to shooting at woodpeckers, who are determined to eat my house,, That is enjoyable, but now I will use snake shot in a carbine on them, and actually hit them... Then the sides of the house will not get anymore holes in em..
Theo
I have taken to shooting at woodpeckers, who are determined to eat my house,, That is enjoyable, but now I will use snake shot in a carbine on them, and actually hit them... Then the sides of the house will not get anymore holes in em..
Theo
Thats a good hobbie & keeps you busy.
Whats ya gonna do when all the woodpeckers are gone? Replace the window in the house that got shot out?
Postmaster
Joined: Jan 2003
Posts: 3,775
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From: Conway Arkansas
You could clean out your garage as you stated. and any parts you dont need I have a good home for 
Atleast your getting to be a little more happier.
Im sure you'll find something productive to do, and maybe you won't run into any more morons tomorrow.
Good luck
Atleast your getting to be a little more happier.
Im sure you'll find something productive to do, and maybe you won't run into any more morons tomorrow.
Good luck
Lead Driver
Joined: Apr 2002
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From: Tampa Bay, FL USA
If you're just looking for something to do.......
Could you not take your stores of knowledge and use them to teach a course? Adult continuing-education sort-of-thing? Doesn't pay squat, but quite rewarding. And who knows? It may lead to more "fruitful" opportunities.
Could you not take your stores of knowledge and use them to teach a course? Adult continuing-education sort-of-thing? Doesn't pay squat, but quite rewarding. And who knows? It may lead to more "fruitful" opportunities.
Fleet Owner
Joined: Aug 2001
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From: Drummonds, TN USA
It has come to the attention of the Her Majesties Royal Society for Writing Boring Things on the Internet, that YOU, Sir Theologian - have provided the most pertinent boring content available on or about the internet today.
It is therefore decreed, and in triplicate - for redundancies sake alone (if for no other obvious reason) that you shall and have obtained the highest ranking for the most redundant and particularly evident demonstrable ability to perpetuate the high art and peculiar ability to practice that which is most commonly regarded as the art of the "FILIBUSTER" for which WE award you this day an Knighthood in this wise:
THAT: The here named miscreant, elsewhere reknowned as THEOLOGIAN - by his own, sole, and complete initiative - has in fact transpired to the unique ranks of the Queens own Royal Society for the Extraordinary Usage of Linguistic Excess to the Detriment of Modern Communication Technology.
WE therefore Knight thee:
Sir BABBLE-ON...
It is therefore decreed, and in triplicate - for redundancies sake alone (if for no other obvious reason) that you shall and have obtained the highest ranking for the most redundant and particularly evident demonstrable ability to perpetuate the high art and peculiar ability to practice that which is most commonly regarded as the art of the "FILIBUSTER" for which WE award you this day an Knighthood in this wise:
THAT: The here named miscreant, elsewhere reknowned as THEOLOGIAN - by his own, sole, and complete initiative - has in fact transpired to the unique ranks of the Queens own Royal Society for the Extraordinary Usage of Linguistic Excess to the Detriment of Modern Communication Technology.
WE therefore Knight thee:
Sir BABBLE-ON...
Last edited by Greywolf; Nov 24, 2003 at 09:47 PM.
Fleet Owner
Joined: Aug 2001
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From: Drummonds, TN USA
Heh - heh....
Look at it again!
I suddenly realised that what I wrote was unseemly in a moderator. And with that thought - a brain storm occurred...
Look at it again!
I suddenly realised that what I wrote was unseemly in a moderator. And with that thought - a brain storm occurred...
Last edited by Greywolf; Nov 24, 2003 at 10:00 PM.
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Postmaster
Joined: Apr 2001
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From: Baileyton, TN
I am sorry Fuzz, babble on..
Dutch., you been at my Michelob Ultra??
That is an interesting award, I may thank you eventually.. Throwing Her Majesty at an Aussie is not nice..
Theo
Dutch., you been at my Michelob Ultra??
That is an interesting award, I may thank you eventually.. Throwing Her Majesty at an Aussie is not nice..
Theo
Elder User
Joined: Mar 2003
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From: Oxford, Alabama
Boredom
Theo, I would love to be bored for a day or two. Between the little woodshop and tinkering with the trucks, I just about never even get the yard work done. Enjoy it, if ya really feel ambitious then start a little cabinet shop and I promise the bordome will evaproate, quickly.
Greywolf. I will have to give it to ya. You should knight yourself.
Greywolf. I will have to give it to ya. You should knight yourself.
Senior User
Joined: May 2003
Posts: 298
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From: Little Elm, TX
Shame you ain't down here, Theo. I'd have to tap you to help me do a "Clean Sweep." We have entirely too much junk cluttering up the dump, and I'm danged sick and tired of looking at it!
Unfortunately, it's a 2-man job. A lot of this crap is HEAVY!
Anbody need some high-quality junk?
Unfortunately, it's a 2-man job. A lot of this crap is HEAVY!
Anbody need some high-quality junk?
Post Fiend
Joined: Jun 2001
Posts: 7,493
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From: Erie, pa
Throwing Her Majesty at an Aussie is not nice..
From reading between the lines of former posts, I recognize that in one of your former lives that you learned and aquired the ability to focus on the mission with the upmost clarity.
From more receint posts you have voiced your displeasure with both your last sustainable employer and the woodpeckers attempting to destroy your house.
With these facts in mind, I believe that you should be able to come up with a comprehensive plan, which when employed, will provide you with better things to do than to sit at your PC all day reading such meaningless things as this very post.