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Ashcroft bans Andy Griffith
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Is this a joke?
Why on earth would this person consider Andy Griffith a threat?
My favorite: The first one where Barney says he got his job on his merits, and Andy says "Got got that right cousin Barn!"
Why on earth would this person consider Andy Griffith a threat?
My favorite: The first one where Barney says he got his job on his merits, and Andy says "Got got that right cousin Barn!"
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The funny thing--or deeply troubling thing, depending on how you look at it--is that even though this is a joke, people don't find the notion of Ashcroft doing something like this either unbelievable or patently absurd.
Perhaps it's because he's one of the few characters for whom all the urban legends are TRUE. (Crisco annointing, losing a senate race to a dead man, draping statues, making his staff sing lame songs he wrote, etc...)
Perhaps it's because he's one of the few characters for whom all the urban legends are TRUE. (Crisco annointing, losing a senate race to a dead man, draping statues, making his staff sing lame songs he wrote, etc...)
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Or this:
Citizen's A-RAY-yest! Citizen's A-RAY-yest!
It's funny to see an unattributable quote grow wings.
Citizen's A-RAY-yest! Citizen's A-RAY-yest!
It's funny to see an unattributable quote grow wings.
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Barney talking to prisoners:
"Now men! This is a maxumum security prison. Here at the rock we have 2 rules!
Rule number 1...Obey all rules!
Rule number 2...Do not write on the walls as it is hard to remove!"
"Now men! This is a maxumum security prison. Here at the rock we have 2 rules!
Rule number 1...Obey all rules!
Rule number 2...Do not write on the walls as it is hard to remove!"
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Originally posted by Big Orn
Are you stepping all over a whole deck of "race" cards, billsco?
Naughty, boy - Ryan will fry the thread!
Are you stepping all over a whole deck of "race" cards, billsco?
Naughty, boy - Ryan will fry the thread!
This thread's purpose was to have some jovial conversation about a very funny show.
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Favorite episode:
When Barney gets taken on the '56 Ford "creampuff" he buys from the "sweet little old lady" (the actress, Ellen Corby, went on to play Grandma on The Waltons)
I wonder why that episode would be a CAR SALESMAN'S favorite? (snicker, snicker....)
When Barney gets taken on the '56 Ford "creampuff" he buys from the "sweet little old lady" (the actress, Ellen Corby, went on to play Grandma on The Waltons)
I wonder why that episode would be a CAR SALESMAN'S favorite? (snicker, snicker....)
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Originally posted by 1956MarkII
Favorite episode:
When Barney gets taken on the '56 Ford "creampuff" he buys from the "sweet little old lady" (the actress, Ellen Corby, went on to play Grandma on The Waltons)
I wonder why that episode would be a CAR SALESMAN'S favorite? (snicker, snicker....)
Favorite episode:
When Barney gets taken on the '56 Ford "creampuff" he buys from the "sweet little old lady" (the actress, Ellen Corby, went on to play Grandma on The Waltons)
I wonder why that episode would be a CAR SALESMAN'S favorite? (snicker, snicker....)
I saw not too long ago the one where Barney gets a motorcycle and soon is camouflaged waiting for speeders.
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