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So I've been watching the UPS tracking site for the last two days, eyeing my chip's steady march across the country.
Nov. 11, 4:11 p.m. -- pick up scan, Doraville, GA
Nov. 12, 2:30 a.m. -- departure scan, Doraville, GA
Nov. 12, 6:55 a.m. -- arrival scan, West Colombia, SC
Nov. 12, 3:57 p.m. -- departure scan, West Colombia, SC
Nov. 12, 6:19 p.m. -- arrival scan, Ontario, CA
And here I am at 6:30 p.m. on Nov. 13th, and it still hasn't left Ontario! Oh, woe is me... that's only like 35 miles from here... I could've gone and gotten it this afternoon.... Curse you, UPS, for dangling my 21hp carrot in front of me like this!
Just wait until tomorrow; once it's here and I've installed it, I'm going to drive circles around every UPS truck I see! That'll learn 'em!
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