WHAT’S UP WITH STUFF
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The temporary high school teacher is struggling
to open a combination lock on the supply cabinet.
She had been told the combination but can't remember stuff.
She then goes to the principal's office and asks for help getting stuff from the Cabinet.
The principal's assistant says sure and goes with Her to the Combination lock &
begins to turn the dial. After the first two numbers she pauses and
stares blankly for a moment. Finally she looks serenely heavenward,
her lips moving silently. Then she looks back at the lock and
quickly turns to the final number opening the lock.
The teacher is amazed. "I'm in awe,
your ability to remember Stuff is amazing," she says.
"Stuff, It's really nothing," she answers.
"The number is on a piece of tape stuck to the ceiling tile."
to open a combination lock on the supply cabinet.
She had been told the combination but can't remember stuff.
She then goes to the principal's office and asks for help getting stuff from the Cabinet.
The principal's assistant says sure and goes with Her to the Combination lock &
begins to turn the dial. After the first two numbers she pauses and
stares blankly for a moment. Finally she looks serenely heavenward,
her lips moving silently. Then she looks back at the lock and
quickly turns to the final number opening the lock.
The teacher is amazed. "I'm in awe,
your ability to remember Stuff is amazing," she says.
"Stuff, It's really nothing," she answers.
"The number is on a piece of tape stuck to the ceiling tile."
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Internet has been skipping out like a Turntable on a Lp this afternoon. Maybe the Sunspot is attacking us some today.
Its near replay of the music time to see. Yep ! .....
Its near replay of the music time to see. Yep ! .....
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AT HOME STUFF
I told my grandson, "Go to bed, the cows are sleeping in the field."
He asked me, "What's that got to do with anything?"
I said, "That means it's past-ure bedtime." ....
I told my grandson, "Go to bed, the cows are sleeping in the field."
He asked me, "What's that got to do with anything?"
I said, "That means it's past-ure bedtime." ....
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JUST WANTED TO DO THAT STUFF TOO
Joe heard The Legend that his father, grandfather and
great-grandfather had all walked on water on their 21st birthdays.
So, on his 21st birthday, Joe and his good friend Brian headed out to the lake.
"If they did it, I can too!" he insisted.
When Joe and Brian arrived at the lake,
they rented a boat and began paddling.
When the got to the middle of the lake,
Joe stepped off of the side of the boat...
and damn near drowned.
Furious and somewhat shamed, he and Brian headed for home.
When Joe arrived back at the family farm,
he asked his grandmother for an explanation.
"Grandma, why can I not walk on water like the Legend of my father,
and his father, and his father before him?"
The feeble old grandmother took Joe by the hands,
looked into his eyes, and explained,
"That's because your father, grandfather and
great-grandfather were born in January...
you were born in July, dear."
Joe heard The Legend that his father, grandfather and
great-grandfather had all walked on water on their 21st birthdays.
So, on his 21st birthday, Joe and his good friend Brian headed out to the lake.
"If they did it, I can too!" he insisted.
When Joe and Brian arrived at the lake,
they rented a boat and began paddling.
When the got to the middle of the lake,
Joe stepped off of the side of the boat...
and damn near drowned.
Furious and somewhat shamed, he and Brian headed for home.
When Joe arrived back at the family farm,
he asked his grandmother for an explanation.
"Grandma, why can I not walk on water like the Legend of my father,
and his father, and his father before him?"
The feeble old grandmother took Joe by the hands,
looked into his eyes, and explained,
"That's because your father, grandfather and
great-grandfather were born in January...
you were born in July, dear."
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Saw the break down on the successful Fusion Experiment. A little over 4000 HP into the Laser system, A little over 4200 HP out of the Fusion experiment for a little over 200 Horse Power gained with a little over 4000 horsepower needed to fire the lasers. Obviously were talking a mighty large piece of equipment eventually. But it does go bang.
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One can guess about lawsuits & Stuff due to mass collisions .
One can guess about lawsuits & Stuff due to mass collisions .
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Watching Pro Thursday night football, fireplace lit, the Pooch and Cat are warm, Snowball has her Cozy Blanky and I am in my Chair! Can it get any better for Dec. 15, 2022? .....9 days till things start to give! .....
9 days till things start to give! .....
