WHAT’S UP WITH STUFF
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An attractive blonde decides to go to the casino.
She is quite intoxicated and bets $20,000 on a single roll of the dice
saying, "I hope you don't mind but
I feel much luckier when I'm completely naked."
With that, she strips from the neck down,
rolls the dice and yells,
"Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!"
As the dice comes to a stop,
she jumps up and down and squeals,
"YES! YES! I WON, I WON”! ....and
proceeds to do 10 jumping jacks!
She hugs each of the dealers and
then picks up her winnings
and her clothes quickly departing.
The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded.
Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?"
The other answered, "I don't know -
I thought you were watching the dice."
MORAL OF THE STORY is not all are drunks.
Not all blondes are dumb........
But all men....are men & Stuff just happens.
She is quite intoxicated and bets $20,000 on a single roll of the dice
saying, "I hope you don't mind but
I feel much luckier when I'm completely naked."
With that, she strips from the neck down,
rolls the dice and yells,
"Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!"
As the dice comes to a stop,
she jumps up and down and squeals,
"YES! YES! I WON, I WON”! ....and
proceeds to do 10 jumping jacks!
She hugs each of the dealers and
then picks up her winnings
and her clothes quickly departing.
The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded.
Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?"
The other answered, "I don't know -
I thought you were watching the dice."
MORAL OF THE STORY is not all are drunks.
Not all blondes are dumb........
But all men....are men & Stuff just happens.
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The lil nose rest on my Gran Pa glasses came off. Quick trip to the magic glue shop and presto it is stuck to my nose now!
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.... nose more missing rest....is there for ready to wear when needed! .....
Now how to get Crotch hair out of the Pee Zipper , a painless way, sound familiar? My neighbors hot wife walks around their yard hand carrying a shopping bag with handles to stuff twig stuff in. That can't help me can it ?
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.... nose more missing rest....is there for ready to wear when needed! ..... Now how to get Crotch hair out of the Pee Zipper , a painless way, sound familiar? My neighbors hot wife walks around their yard hand carrying a shopping bag with handles to stuff twig stuff in. That can't help me can it ?
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It's time to hang up her hanging plants STUFF indoors above well sunlight windows! .... twss ....
My office becomes a Greenhouse .... twit .....one of the plants removes toxins from the air! ...
My eyes water already!
My office becomes a Greenhouse .... twit .....one of the plants removes toxins from the air! ...
My eyes water already!
"Grover said that." ...twhs ....
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The Daughter called giving Snowball a list of Stuff She is bringing for dinner Wednesday, T-Day here will be Wednesday with out of town tribe coming. I spent the day vacuuming off Ceiling Stuff from fans and Ceilings with sort of lint Stuff on then & Spider Homies Web Stuff all clinging up above! That 20 volt DeWalt portable Vacuum hanging off shoulder is awesome Stuff!
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Lots more stuff today, its Black Friday Weekender
