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jakebrake..... i have heard a rumor that if you ever visit the big island of hawaii and mention FTE, these nice boys will help you find monsta, whom from what i understand, owns several 55 gallon drums of the highly rates window lubrication, KY Jelly.
1ruralmailman... that is a scary tagline.... i like it!!!
Jakebrake... fun at monsta's expense is a way of life around here. ask him what wearing a cape and mask will do to him (but hide your dipstick when you ask).