On Topic: What is this?
My truck definitely leaves it's mark. The neighbors are starting to complain about the oil my truck leaves on the street. The Department of Environmental Protection may start an investigation.
These are the best pictures I can get.
What can be done?
A serious problem requires a serious solution - one that is both effective and discreet. From the same minds that cured baldness with canned spray on hair (by Ronco!), the answer is, of course, the Engine Diaper. No need to fear the quiet resentment of neighbors and friends who mark the growing oil slick in your favorite parking spot so as to auction off the mineral rights. Or the owner of your favorite coffee shop who is in the local paper because there is a mysterious, and growing, apparition on the asphalt. Some say it looks like Jesus while others are insisting it is Chuck Norris. Either way, it has great facial hair. Could be mulch, not sure since no one has dared to look directly at it. May have to get Earl's nephew - who wears flip flops year round and smells faintly of PopTarts - to fire up his drone. Kid doesn't taik much but guys in dark suits with no sense of humor stop by his place often.
Anyway, the Engine Diaper is your best bet.
https://www.oildiaper.com/
What can be done?
A serious problem requires a serious solution - one that is both effective and discreet. From the same minds that cured baldness with canned spray on hair (by Ronco!), the answer is, of course, the Engine Diaper. No need to fear the quiet resentment of neighbors and friends who mark the growing oil slick in your favorite parking spot so as to auction off the mineral rights. Or the owner of your favorite coffee shop who is in the local paper because there is a mysterious, and growing, apparition on the asphalt. Some say it looks like Jesus while others are insisting it is Chuck Norris. Either way, it has great facial hair. Could be mulch, not sure since no one has dared to look directly at it. May have to get Earl's nephew - who wears flip flops year round and smells faintly of PopTarts - to fire up his drone. Kid doesn't taik much but guys in dark suits with no sense of humor stop by his place often.
Anyway, the Engine Diaper is your best bet.
https://www.oildiaper.com/
What can be done?
A serious problem requires a serious solution - one that is both effective and discreet. From the same minds that cured baldness with canned spray on hair (by Ronco!), the answer is, of course, the Engine Diaper. No need to fear the quiet resentment of neighbors and friends who mark the growing oil slick in your favorite parking spot so as to auction off the mineral rights. Or the owner of your favorite coffee shop who is in the local paper because there is a mysterious, and growing, apparition on the asphalt. Some say it looks like Jesus while others are insisting it is Chuck Norris. Either way, it has great facial hair. Could be mulch, not sure since no one has dared to look directly at it. May have to get Earl's nephew - who wears flip flops year round and smells faintly of PopTarts - to fire up his drone. Kid doesn't taik much but guys in dark suits with no sense of humor stop by his place often.
Anyway, the Engine Diaper is your best bet.
https://www.oildiaper.com/
Any other guesses as to what they are?











