“Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.”

Groucho

 

 

I'm amazed at the number of conversations that my wife starts by saying, "are you listening to me?"!

 

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A Cherokee told his grandson about a battle that goes on inside of people. "The battle is between two wolves. One is Evil, anger, envy, jealousy, regret, greed, arrogance, guilt, inferiority, lies, false pride, superiority, and ego. The other is Good, joy, peace, love, hope, humility, kindness, empathy, generosity, truth, compassion, faith."

The grandson asked, "which wolf wins?"

He replied, "the one you feed".

 

The Author did a poll of poor people and
asked them how they went Bankrupt.
The number one answer is:
"Gradually, then suddenly."

 

 

 

“I find television very educating.
Every time they turn it on,
I go into another room and
read a great book.”

 

 

^^^ That's a big "hell yeah!" right?

 

Some people were born stoopid, others have to practice at being stoopid every day they are alive.

 

 

Buggs and Borers are really creating hell with very fine timber !