When you stop and think about it, God has to be the best inventor. He took a rib from Adam and made a loudspeaker!

 

“Two things are infinite:
the universe and human stupidity;

Einstein

" I'm not sure about the universe.”

An a Trailer that don't fit in a parking lot ticket too !

 

F.Y.I. You pee on a jellyfish sting, not a jelly stain.

Again, my apologies to the lady at the Waffle House this morning....

 

A great Reload an hour latter !

 

 

There was a time when the thought, the Railroad is gonna pass close by,
There was a time when the thought, I will take a Buss there,
There was a time when the Interstate build passes near,
There was a time when one could fly anywhere they wanted whenever,
There was a time when the peoples didn't complain about everything all the time. .....

 

 

 

Keep your head high, when you walk thru a penetrating rain storm.
Keep your chin up, when you fall down stairs.
Keep your attitude when life kicks you in the buttock.
Keep smiling, because life's a beautiful thing.
Keep your cheerful disposition, there's so much to care about.”
Keep clinging to the side of the boat even though you know it's sinking quickly.
Keep your courage cause helps on the way you think!
Keep your belief in your fellow mans generosity !
Key on your faith in your spouse, she didn't call the Lawyers recently !
Know you Mistress didn't call your Wife!
Plan a great retirement with a fantastic bucket list !
Keep on Keeping on cause everyone else before you tried it also !
Know that life before death is everything lil else actually matters.
Keep that last breath in mind cause you just want another breath again after it !

 

Hallmark shows you how to fall in love with men.

Lifetime shows you how to kill them.

 

It's 11:15, the home is peaceful, the lil woman is fast asleep, the lil Dog is fast asleep, the Cat is Fast a sleep and I am well, feeling powerful, with a plan for tomorrow, yep its more of the same !

 

 

When I posted here this morning it occurred to me that 'we the people' live in a very diversified country, and according to where you are in the US is directly related to the way people will interpret what you say. So, just in case you ever visit us here in West Virginia, I've listed a few medical terms to help with your stay.

Anti Body = against everyone
Enema = not a friend
Impotent = very well known
Seizure = a Roman Emperor
Tumor = more than one
Urine = opposite of you're out
Herpes = what maw does at every rest stop
Genes = what you wear when you're cuttin grass
Rectum = what paw does to every truck he's owned
Hemorrhoid = a male alien from outer space
Barium = what you do after the patient dies
Outpatient = a person who fainted
Labor pains = gittin hurt at work
Pap smear = a fatherhood test
Hormones = what she does when she don't get paid
Dilate = to live long
Cauterize = made contact with her

That last one really heps...

 

“Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.”