Another afternoon episode of Mcgiver!

 

^^^ Boy howdy ain't that the truth and nothing but?

 

I hosted a party for about a dozen friends yesterday. It caused enough of a scene that the police were called, but the real problem happened when I discussed the situation with the police.

"Yes, officer. This is my home and we're having a party to celebrate my niece's graduation. I'm the host and these are my host-ages" was NOT the correct thing to say!

 

Doh!! 🤦‍♂️

 

Did you know LEO taps your tail light lenses to leave his fingerprint on it ?

 

gasoline charges per vehicle each year really hard

 

 

The secrets of success are a good wife and a steady job. My wife told me. (twss)

 

Success in what though?!??!

 

 

↑ thas mostly true and good thought but its the lies that ruin everything

 

Build a man a fire and he's warm for one night.

Set a man on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life!

 

Today has been a good day, tomorrow is supposed to be a scorcher ! Yea ! .......just kidding !......

 

 

Father's Day Tip -- Condoms prevent minivans!