View Poll Results: Does TPBM mean much
Yes
1
20.00%
No
2
40.00%
Maybe
1
20.00%
give me options
3
60.00%
just a cold glass of water please
2
40.00%
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The Person Below me thread
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^Buys frozen Beef Chimichangas and over cooks them. Bad Choice, ends up eating a bag of Cheetos and gets his hands all Orange colored ! Becomes Comatose !
↓ TPBH Karen sends him a get well card and a dozen Tootsie Rolls ! Fills out the Card with Arrows and Hearts ! Meets him as the orderly takes him to the front door and hits him in the chest with her purse.
↓ TPBH Karen sends him a get well card and a dozen Tootsie Rolls ! Fills out the Card with Arrows and Hearts ! Meets him as the orderly takes him to the front door and hits him in the chest with her purse.
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^ Goes to the dentist appointment for routine cleaning. Dentist tells him he now has a team that will work on his teeth. When done insurance is maxed out and he owes the Dentist team $4000. All because he likes hard candy they tell him. When he gets back home and checking his journal he finds he hasn’t ate hard candy since he was 13.
TPBM; Puts signs along sidewalks warning ones going to dentist. Spends 2 years at County lock up !
TPBM; Puts signs along sidewalks warning ones going to dentist. Spends 2 years at County lock up !
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^ Puts on some Blues and stretches back !
↓ TPBM ; Watches him fall backwards off the Wicker chair into a Sandbox where the kids bury him in toy buckets of sand. Chuckles cause he doesn't wake up for some hours !
↓ TPBM ; Watches him fall backwards off the Wicker chair into a Sandbox where the kids bury him in toy buckets of sand. Chuckles cause he doesn't wake up for some hours !
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^is found at the local play ground swinging and watches lil duckies in the pond, later finds out they came form the County Fair, Lil Ducky Numbers game. Enters in his Journal how interesting lil Duckies are but Karen still back hands him anyway !
↓ TPBM rolls on the floor in laughter !
↓ TPBM rolls on the floor in laughter !
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↑ Laugh so hard the lamp hanging on the hobo tent pole falls off and hits his knee leaving him crawling out of his tent miserable and in pain.
↓ TPBM ; Likes to see the pain some can inflict in others, laughs and gets on his Power Shovel and drives to the next camp hovel to level the trash.
↓ TPBM ; Likes to see the pain some can inflict in others, laughs and gets on his Power Shovel and drives to the next camp hovel to level the trash.
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↑ Purchases a Snowflake paper weight and the sun shines on it creating Prism rainbows on the far wall of his office. It hypnotizes him. He is later hanging out the window smelling the flowers !
↓ TPBM calls the exterminator, bed bugs from having the windows so open all the time. He gets evicted even though it is not his fault. The building is fogged for bugs.
↓ TPBM calls the exterminator, bed bugs from having the windows so open all the time. He gets evicted even though it is not his fault. The building is fogged for bugs.
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↑ wake up on a bank by the Dike above the flood waters wondering why am I here !
TPBM asks why do I have to read all the crap that's every day in my daily update !
TPBM asks why do I have to read all the crap that's every day in my daily update !
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↑ takes his dog for a walk, pooch gets loose and runs off ! Who would of thought ?
↓ TPBM finds the Pooch, takes it to the Humane society and it is sold to the Animal shelter in another Municipality. By the time our hero finds her she doesn't remember him. She is happy with her foster family !
↓ TPBM finds the Pooch, takes it to the Humane society and it is sold to the Animal shelter in another Municipality. By the time our hero finds her she doesn't remember him. She is happy with her foster family !
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↑ Was at States football homecoming when he found that out ! (Lost in the final seconds) 
↓TPBM goes to the Vending machines and plunks in change for whistles and twirlers
↓TPBM goes to the Vending machines and plunks in change for whistles and twirlers
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↑ Removes the tire with a impact wrench and adds pebbles so the tire becomes a sling shot, then stands around to watch Karen's reaction !
↓TPBM Opens a Pebbles to go Kiosk at the down town open air market.
↓TPBM Opens a Pebbles to go Kiosk at the down town open air market.