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^ Takes the yellow plastic bags off & videos customers trying to use the pumps for America's Funniest Home Videos.
TPBM: Uses the yellow plastic bags for sandwich baggies.
↑picks up his JJ Tuna, puts it in his Yellow Baggie and then freezes it for safe keeping, hopes for a good aroma and taste soon from it.
↓TPBM ate too much Watermelon Salad, has a tummy ache today !
↑Goes to work at the Mad Donald's near his place. Makes fries and Soda's. Gets trained by a BigWig ! No biggie, makes $15 an hour and mostly stands outside smoking waiting for rush hour around 11.30 till 5 pm. Rest of the day is spent stretching out with the plastic gags in the shed behind the place. Tells fellow workers abut the plan to go into space with Elon and all of them get a great laughter moment !
↓ TPBM Sends get well cards to relatives cause he has a lot of get well cards !
↑Answers all his get well cards ! I currently checking his Sweet Corn Patch, it would seem Sweet corn is on the Table soon !
↓TPBM has been pulling Rag Weed out of his flower beds between sneezes. Thinks of planting Herbs instead.
↑Finds an old plastic bag full of unopened Doggie chews. Takes back to the Hobo Camp and everyone goes hog wild with them.
↓TPBM Owns a street sweep business contracted out to the County. Has to do the Camp on a Weekly Basis because of all the plastic wrap blowing in and stuck in the Gutters !
↑ Insulates his basic under the bridge plastic tent with shopping bags collected caught on the fence line along side the Expressway that passes near by. Weaves them into the Chicken wire mesh that holds the basic tent shape under that seldom used bridge along a dirt county road of minimum maintenance !
TPBM ↓↓ Moves all his stuff with a Book bag and a Ma' Gee's shopping cart.
↑ moves his stuff into a tire dump area complete with mud holes full of water ! Finds an electrified cattle fence to clip his charger into to power his phone back up. Gets on line and buys a Skeeter net off of Amazon. Is waiting now at the mail box of the neighbor to the Dump Hobo Camp for delivery !
↓ TPBM decides a Hot Air Balloon isn't a great investment cause of cost of Propane !
↑tales off his putrid dirty old brown sox. Toes have a bad case of AThletes itch. finds an old box of Baking Starch and soaks them with it in a greasy old mud puddle. Doesn't Help !
↓↓ TPBM hopes a bottle of Ammonia can help and lends a Laundry tub albeit heavy with Bleach residue / scum !
↑Spends the weekly afternoons in his power chair going from one country mart to another buying PowerFuse raffle tickets
TPBM ↓↓ tries to help scratch off his PowerFuse Tickets but as he becomes obsessed with why crap on the floor, the power chairs keep moving with out our heros aboard ! Finally the tickets blow into the burn barrel where all are emptying their Flinger lincking good deserts cups !
^. Insinuates to the female Clerk that she left a kid outside in a Soccer Van. Gets clubbed ! The down side is listening to “I told you”, when he gets home !
TPBM Is watching the purr-fact storm on pay per view !
^. Sees on accustorm Henri tracks at him. Breaks out Power Washer any 100’ of hose and immediately ensnarled himself around Cell tower to ride it out. Watches Cardboard shacks blow away with Karen’s stuff !
TPBM. ¥. Fills out missing persons report after tornado’s stop.
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