↓ ↓ Yeah, she been rescued from an abusive situation and safety set freed. .....

Deer Walks Right Into Hunter’s Shooting Lane… Wearing An Orange Hunting Vest? (msn.com)

 

↓ ↓ TPBM ↓ ↓
Chuck stops buy to see how his grieving friend, who has just lost his wife is doing.
No one answers the door, sees it's open a crack, so Chuck goes in and looks for his friend.
He Finds Jack in bed with a Hottie! "How's it going, how you doing Jack?'
"In my Grief do you think I know what I'm doing?"

 

Yes, I recently installed a Sophisticated "BOZO" filter. twss

I was busy and understood the thought. twit

 

v v TPBM v v
Mom takes Lil Johnny to the bathroom and says, "the next time you have to tinkle Whisper."
Late that night Lil Johnny has to tinkle so, he goes into Thier bedroom and whispers into Mommy's ear.
"Go tell Daddy that," she says.

 

↓ ↓ TPBM ...↓ ↓ Looks for an escape clausette!

 

↓ ↓ TPBM... ↓ ↓ Everybody left after the fat person sung.

 

↓ ↓ ...TPBM .....Looks out, sees the day is Windy, realizes its change of Seasons, checks and turns the Furnace on.

 

↓ ↓ ...TPBM ..... turns his furnace off. iT WAS SET ON HEAT ONLY. ... the thing is set at 73, it reads 76 and is running.
Thinks the smart Thermostat wasn't such a great idea.

 

ATORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
__________

ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth?
WITNESS: July 18th.
ATTORNEY: What year?
WITNESS: Every year.
__________

ATTORNEY: How old is your son, the one living with you?
WITNESS: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which.
ATTORNEY: How long has he lived with you?
WITNESS: Forty-five years.
__________

ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his
sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning.
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
__________


ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he?
WITNESS: He's 20, very close to your IQ.
__________

ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?
WITNESS: Are you ****ting me?
__________

ATTORNEY: She had three children, right?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
WITNESS: None
ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
WITNESS: Your Honor, I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney?

ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
WITNESS: By death.
ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?
WITNESS: Take a guess.
__________

ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?
WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard.
ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?
WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town I'm going with male.
__________

ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a
deposition notice which I sent to your attorney.
WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.

 

↓ ↓ ...(TPBM)...... I’m hearing nothing but criticism anymore. Welcome to the Hotel ‘cal.’ It’s happening any time of year now. The art of criticism. The Captain delivers it everyday all day! Wakes ya up even in the Middle of the night.

 

↓ ↓ ...TPBM....Hear the one about the guy who survived a Bear attack with a 22 browning pistol?

His friend, shot in the knee didn't!

 

↓ ↓ ...TPBM .....Wonders if a trunk in the front of his truck can be useful. Thinks of stuffing cement blocks up there seems weird. You go shopping come out and stuff 13 bags of groceries up there. Something seems uncool with the options.

 

↓ ↓ ...TPBM ......Is a fall leaf hound after work today. Believes neighbor isn't doing his part to clean up.

 

↓ ↓ ...TPBM.... IS WORRIED that the fire brake gag order will affect him 1000's of miles away....

 

↓ ↓ ...TPBM....Is watching Bronco Football and wonders why Chiefs punter doesn't kick the ball out of bounds?
It's obvious the the return specialist is blazing quick.