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The Person Below me thread
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↓ ↓ The Person Below Me thread. ...
... Obviously, the colder dessert you eat, the better off you are and the faster you will lose weight, if that is your goal. This process works equally well when drinking very cold beer in frosted glasses. Each ounce of beer contains 16 latent calories but extracts 1,036 calories (6,216 cal. per 6 oz. portion) in the temperature normalizing process. Thus, the net calorie loss per ounce of beer is 1,020 calories. It doesn't take a rocket scientist to calculate that 12,240 calories (12 oz. x 1,020 cal./oz.) are extracted from the body in the process of drinking a can of beer. So, drink heartedly, eat very cold deserts and skip Munchies every day!
... Obviously, the colder dessert you eat, the better off you are and the faster you will lose weight, if that is your goal. This process works equally well when drinking very cold beer in frosted glasses. Each ounce of beer contains 16 latent calories but extracts 1,036 calories (6,216 cal. per 6 oz. portion) in the temperature normalizing process. Thus, the net calorie loss per ounce of beer is 1,020 calories. It doesn't take a rocket scientist to calculate that 12,240 calories (12 oz. x 1,020 cal./oz.) are extracted from the body in the process of drinking a can of beer. So, drink heartedly, eat very cold deserts and skip Munchies every day!
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↓ ↓ TPBM thread: … His socks are really rancid, most likely athletes foot, the old boots are really ratty now. Dawg gnaws on them after he goes to bed. Not sure why, he just takes pleasure in eating whatever!
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↓ ↓ TPBM thread: Spends the day carving frozen butter sticks, is he trying to carve Railroad spikes. How can that work? A question mark is most likely his Quests answer? ...
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↓ ↓ TPBM thread: he's only a day away from 1st day of summer.
The day is long and the Ice melts in his glass.
As the ground dries and hardens his days also hardening.
The day is long and the Ice melts in his glass.
As the ground dries and hardens his days also hardening.
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↓ ↓ TPBM Thread: Has been HP washing all day on his Drive. Seems better now!
........He has left his post and now is inside. Wait, there he is out there again!
........He has left his post and now is inside. Wait, there he is out there again!
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↓ ↓ TPBM Thread: why we don't ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"
Nostradamus couldn't predict Uric acid levels and Gout.
Meanwhile I predict the Uniserve's will go on without us, not caring in the least.
All that's left are bad FM- B&W movie clips.
Nostradamus couldn't predict Uric acid levels and Gout.
Meanwhile I predict the Uniserve's will go on without us, not caring in the least.
All that's left are bad FM- B&W movie clips.
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He cheats on his wife mostly every day of their marriage. When he passes and gets to heaven & confess such. St. Peter gives him a bicycle and opens the gates because he really caused no harm. After some time in Heaven, he is peddling along and sees a Rolls pulled over to the side and a man sitting on the trunk balling. Guy stops and says what's with you fellow. Man says he just saw his wife on Roller Skates.