Liberal jokes....
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From: northern ca
Originally posted by sinjin
4tl8ford,
"Dope Smokin' L.A. types" There's many millions of people in Los Angeles. They all don't deserve to be disparaged so you can sound cute..
4tl8ford,
"Dope Smokin' L.A. types" There's many millions of people in Los Angeles. They all don't deserve to be disparaged so you can sound cute..
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From: Eastern Iowa Soon Texas
Re: Liberal jokes....
Originally posted by NRAJOE
Q: What do you get when you offer a Liberal a penny for his thoughts?
A: Change.
But then they would put a tax on the change
Q: What's the difference between Elvis and a smart Liberal?
A: Elvis has been sighted.
and has a job and not living on welfare expecting everyone else to pay
Q: What is the Democrat doing when he holds his hands tightly over his ears?
A: Trying to hold on to a thought.
or avoiding hearing the truth
Q: What the difference between a Democrat and the rear end of a horse?
A: I don't know either.
that end of the horse is at least usefull
Q: How many Democrats does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They prefer to walk in the dark.
and then cry cause nobody else will change it
Q: What's the difference between a Liberal and a sack of manure?
A: The sack.
manure smells better
Q: What do you get when you offer a Liberal a penny for his thoughts?
A: Change.
But then they would put a tax on the change
Q: What's the difference between Elvis and a smart Liberal?
A: Elvis has been sighted.
and has a job and not living on welfare expecting everyone else to pay
Q: What is the Democrat doing when he holds his hands tightly over his ears?
A: Trying to hold on to a thought.
or avoiding hearing the truth
Q: What the difference between a Democrat and the rear end of a horse?
A: I don't know either.
that end of the horse is at least usefull
Q: How many Democrats does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They prefer to walk in the dark.
and then cry cause nobody else will change it
Q: What's the difference between a Liberal and a sack of manure?
A: The sack.
manure smells better
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