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Old Oct 15, 2003 | 02:54 PM
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The Random Thoughts Thread.

I see that we are starting to repeat old threads. I am really good at throwing out totally random thoughts. I do this with my friends, (sorry lindsay ) and my brother (coolmint94).

There are only a few rules, 1. You can't flame somebody for saying anything, and 2. You aren't allowed to bring up an old thought at a bad time.



So here is my thought for the minute,

What if they made stuff out of cheese, like little trucks, " I'll take a 79 out of cheddar please"
 
Old Oct 15, 2003 | 03:19 PM
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Have you read my never ending story thread?? It is FULL of random thoughts. Imagine if it were a movie!! We would make millions!!


Peanut butter-jelly with a baseball bat
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/peanutbutter.shtml
 
Old Oct 15, 2003 | 04:10 PM
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ahhh one of my friends back in high school would be like that...we had to constantly have somebody near by to give him a little slap on the back of the head to knock him back to reality.

he would come up with things like...when I grow up I want to be the guy who puts the rings on the bologna.

always good for a laugh.
 
Old Oct 15, 2003 | 04:17 PM
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why do they call shoes, tennis shoes when most people don't use them to play tennis..

Note to myself, "I ain't worn tennis shoes in about 20 years, I'm a boot man."
 
Old Oct 15, 2003 | 04:33 PM
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When was the last time you stuck your elbow in your ear?










And how many of you just tried?
 
Old Oct 15, 2003 | 04:42 PM
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Why do carwash's have roofs on them? are they afraid the cars might get wet?
 
Old Oct 15, 2003 | 04:44 PM
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why do you park on a driveway, and drive on a parkway?
 
Old Oct 15, 2003 | 04:49 PM
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Why are there locks on the doors at the 7-11's?
 
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Old Oct 15, 2003 | 04:55 PM
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If a schizophrenic kills himself, is it murder or suicide?

Does a dyslexic agnostic insomniac lie awake at night wondering if there is a dog?
 
Old Oct 15, 2003 | 05:04 PM
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If it takes a chicken a day and a half to lay 3 3/4 eggs, how long does it take a grasshopper to eat the seeds from a cucumber?
 
Old Oct 15, 2003 | 05:08 PM
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Why?
 
Old Oct 15, 2003 | 05:20 PM
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Why?

Because, France is still gutless and smelly.
 
Old Oct 15, 2003 | 05:21 PM
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Originally posted by 2Bowers
Does a dyslexic agnostic insomniac lie awake at night wondering if there is a dog?


good one
 
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Too bad trucks aren't like cats, no matter how you'd flip, you'd always come down on the wheels.
 
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Why did the chicken cross the road?

To show armadillos it can be done.
 



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