The Random Thoughts Thread.
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From: Near Bloom, PA
Re: Here's a random thought.........
Originally posted by Beast12
What if this thread accidentally deleted itself or imploded? Where would everyone's random thoughts go?
-Matt
What if this thread accidentally deleted itself or imploded? Where would everyone's random thoughts go?
-Matt
To Left-Sock Land.
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From: Laveen
Who's Chuck?
If employees are sometimes disgruntled, why aren't the refered to as gruntled when they are happy?
In right hand drive cars (British not those USPS things) the shifter is of course on the left, Are the pedals reversed also?
If dogs are smarter than sheep how come if I leave the back gate open the sheep can all figure it out and go around to get to the barn but the dog goes out and comes up and whines at the nearest gate to the house to be let back in,
I throw food out into the pasture and all of the sheep run back to the gate and back out into the pasture, Meanwhile the dog has still not remembered how it got out there. The deer goes out to see what the dog is doing ( the deer doesn't like the sheep) and I ask the deer if it wants cookies and it runs back around and up to the house the dog finally watches the deer and remembers how to get back. Who tested them?
If employees are sometimes disgruntled, why aren't the refered to as gruntled when they are happy?
In right hand drive cars (British not those USPS things) the shifter is of course on the left, Are the pedals reversed also?
If dogs are smarter than sheep how come if I leave the back gate open the sheep can all figure it out and go around to get to the barn but the dog goes out and comes up and whines at the nearest gate to the house to be let back in,
I throw food out into the pasture and all of the sheep run back to the gate and back out into the pasture, Meanwhile the dog has still not remembered how it got out there. The deer goes out to see what the dog is doing ( the deer doesn't like the sheep) and I ask the deer if it wants cookies and it runs back around and up to the house the dog finally watches the deer and remembers how to get back. Who tested them?
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From: Laveen
Why does my spelling change from typing it to posting it, I review it before posting and its good, I post it and the spelling changes.
The biscuits and pickles were good, next time please leave butter, preferably unsalted. And we're not short we're vertically challenged.
The biscuits and pickles were good, next time please leave butter, preferably unsalted. And we're not short we're vertically challenged.
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From: Near Bloom, PA
I must have been gruntled yesterday. I was informed that it should be illegal to dance at work while wearing a chemical suit. But I got an understanding nod when I explained that I had twinkies for breakfast.
In the event of a nuclear war the only survivors will be cockroaches, twinkies, and tupperware. The roaches will drag the twinkies into the tupperware and live, glowing green, happily ever after.
In the event of a nuclear war the only survivors will be cockroaches, twinkies, and tupperware. The roaches will drag the twinkies into the tupperware and live, glowing green, happily ever after.
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From: Myrtle Point, Or
Re: Here's a random thought.........
Originally posted by Beast12
What if this thread accidentally deleted itself or imploded? Where would everyone's random thoughts go?
-Matt
What if this thread accidentally deleted itself or imploded? Where would everyone's random thoughts go?
-Matt
if GOD made us, who made GOD?
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From: daly city CALIFORNIA
Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde
Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are,the olny
iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae.
The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm.
tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef,
but the wrod as a wlohe.
this was sent to me by someone from my chemistry class, it tripped me out
...oh and who came up with the idea for cheeeeeeeeeeeeeesssse, its a brick of strange tasting meltable food
( 
this is my favorite thread, dont mind all the smilies and such
Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are,the olny
iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae.
The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm.
tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef,
but the wrod as a wlohe.
this was sent to me by someone from my chemistry class, it tripped me out
...oh and who came up with the idea for cheeeeeeeeeeeeeesssse, its a brick of strange tasting meltable food
( this is my favorite thread, dont mind all the smilies and such
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Hrm. The scary part is I read that without a problem very quickly.
I'm not so sure somone with poor reading skills would read it just fine? Or maybe its backwards. I have several large bookshelves filled with books and can read books too quickly for my own good.
Someone who is a slow reader/ or doesn't read unless its directions on how to adjust the float on your new carb tell me if its simple.
Chado
I'm not so sure somone with poor reading skills would read it just fine? Or maybe its backwards. I have several large bookshelves filled with books and can read books too quickly for my own good.
Someone who is a slow reader/ or doesn't read unless its directions on how to adjust the float on your new carb tell me if its simple.
Chado
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If terminal velocity is determined by the atmospheres density. How fast will you fall on Mars?
Why do we park on drive ways?
When you leave Guam on a Monday and touch down in Hawaii on Sunday, can you say you left tomorrow to get there yesterday?
Have you ever super glued a quarter to the ground in front of a wishing well? Its the best 25 cents youll ever spend!!!!
Why do we park on drive ways?
When you leave Guam on a Monday and touch down in Hawaii on Sunday, can you say you left tomorrow to get there yesterday?
Have you ever super glued a quarter to the ground in front of a wishing well? Its the best 25 cents youll ever spend!!!!
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From: Myrtle Point, Or
Originally posted by thedude2
Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde
Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are,the olny
iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae.
The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm.
tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef,
but the wrod as a wlohe.
this was sent to me by someone from my chemistry class, it tripped me out
...oh and who came up with the idea for cheeeeeeeeeeeeeesssse, its a brick of strange tasting meltable food
(
this is my favorite thread, dont mind all the smilies and such
Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde
Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are,the olny
iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae.
The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm.
tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef,
but the wrod as a wlohe.
this was sent to me by someone from my chemistry class, it tripped me out
...oh and who came up with the idea for cheeeeeeeeeeeeeesssse, its a brick of strange tasting meltable food
( this is my favorite thread, dont mind all the smilies and such
This is the only ones i had prob with
toatl mses
