I was going to say something funny but that image had me beat.

 

Post? Testing.

 

Old truckers never die, they just acquire cleavage?

 

Years ago someone did a joke ad for women. That said if you want to have cleavage like
Dollie Parton Just put this on. The "this" was some pants that were very low cut and have
a deep V so that is looked like a nice deep cleavage but in the back.