Weight Gain challenge
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Joined: Oct 2007
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From: Manhattan Kansas
HAHAHA!!!
I went to visit my Grandfather in the nursing home, and he was leaning over like he was going to fall over. The nurse came over and set him back up. Soon he was leaning to the other side, and the nurse came back over to set him up. I told him. "They sure do keep a close eye on you here" He said "Yeah, but they won't let me fart"
I went to visit my Grandfather in the nursing home, and he was leaning over like he was going to fall over. The nurse came over and set him back up. Soon he was leaning to the other side, and the nurse came back over to set him up. I told him. "They sure do keep a close eye on you here" He said "Yeah, but they won't let me fart"
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From: Newton America :-P
A week after John bought a bull, he complained to his friend, “All that bull does is eat grass. Won’t even look at a cow.”
“Take him to the vet,” his friend suggested.The next week, John is much happier. “The vet gave him some pills, and the bull serviced all of my cows!” he told his pal. “Then he broke through the fence and bred with all my neighbor’s cows! He’s like a machine!” “What kind of pills were they?” asked the friend.
“I don’t know, but they’ve got a peppermint taste.”
“Take him to the vet,” his friend suggested.The next week, John is much happier. “The vet gave him some pills, and the bull serviced all of my cows!” he told his pal. “Then he broke through the fence and bred with all my neighbor’s cows! He’s like a machine!” “What kind of pills were they?” asked the friend.
“I don’t know, but they’ve got a peppermint taste.”
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From: Manhattan, KS
Reminds me of the story of the farmer whose rooster wasn't any good, so he went to the auction to buy one. One of the sellers was selling a raggedy looking rooster but guaranteed it would breed all the hens. So the farmer bought it. He takes the rooster home and turns him in with the hens and the rooster gets right after it. The next morning the farmer goes out and all the hens are dead and obviously have been bred to death and the rooster is laying in the middle of the yard dead too. It is so bad there are vultures circling the barn yard. The farmer looked at the dead rooster in disgust and said "See what you did, you not only killed my hens, but you screwed yourself to death." The rooster opens one eye and whispers to the farmer. "Keep quiet, I think they are getting ready to land."
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From: Manhattan Kansas
So.. Back to the subject.
I am using this app on my phone to track calories. according to my current weight, my dimensions, and my weight loss goal, I am supposed to eat 2090 calories per day.
Day one. I was 227 calories over but lost a lb.
Day two. I was 1017 calories under and lost .7 lbs.
Day three. I was 277 calories under and gained. 1.7 lbs.
My body can't do math, this isn't how it is supposed to work. LOL!!
I am using this app on my phone to track calories. according to my current weight, my dimensions, and my weight loss goal, I am supposed to eat 2090 calories per day.
Day one. I was 227 calories over but lost a lb.
Day two. I was 1017 calories under and lost .7 lbs.
Day three. I was 277 calories under and gained. 1.7 lbs.
My body can't do math, this isn't how it is supposed to work. LOL!!