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"My name is Roy D. Mercer, and I just wanted to git some information here...
The reason now, is because my wife - Sharon Jean? - she just got herself one of them CURRIER trucks? An' I'm sorry but that sucker just don't run at all!!!
And so I was wonderin' if anyone of Y'all could fix that thing there... (it sure looks poorly)
Because I done went in there - and everthang I could see was plumb JAPANESE, and dang if I could make sence of any of it!
And bein' that I was told all of YEW are the masterminds behind fixin' this kinda stuff, I figured I could come on in and arrive at some kinda satisfaction here - seein' as it DID cost Sharn Jean five hunnerd dollars and all..."
Howdy there Roy D. Ya got Mr Bubba S. hear. I had me a speriance same as yourn when I bought my misses, Betty Sue one of them thar Toy yoder trucks. Recon it was the wurst thang I ever did doo, sept maybee the time my hound dog treed a big posum and i clumb up the tree after the dad blasted critter. Well we wrastled around for a spell up thar in them branches a snarling and a growling and a nashing them teeth. The possum was a acting pretty mean too. Well finally we both come a tumbling out of that tree and durned if I didn't land on my very last bottle of moonshine and smashed it to peaces. Sure was a sad day, let me tell ya.
Well sir, if you need some help a fixing that there old truck I reccond I'd be the boy that could help ya. Just let me know where you live and me and the misses will be up thar rite soon. I'll bring my monkey wrench and my hammer. Thems all the tools I've ever needed.
Catch ya latter
Bubba
Last edited by Bubba Shrimp; Sep 13, 2003 at 09:48 AM.
Do you see what you started Roy?
Follow these instructions carefully
Jack up your license plate
place new truck under said license plate
Take Sharn Jean out to the local Grits-N-Grins for supper.
Dat's a durned funny one Bubba !! Dang good ting ya didn't come a fallin' on yer hound !! A good jug a shine is a tad easier ta raplace den a good hound !!
Ya failed ta say if ya ended up gettin' that dog gone critter.
Course I got that there durned critter. We boiled him up with a mess of greens for our supper. No one said narry a word about the teeth marks I left in him when we was a scrappin.
Last edited by Bubba Shrimp; Sep 13, 2003 at 10:46 AM.
No I have no life. Any idea where I could download one?
I first heard the Champ probably about 8 years ago. A local radio station used to play him every night when I was working on my race car.
I did a search online for him and stumbled across Roy D. so i dowloaded a bunch of his stuff and thought it was great.