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Sep 12, 2003 | 05:02 PM

#16

Racerguy

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Man walks into a session with an octopus and declares that his critter can play any instrument in the room and $50 backs up his outrageous claim.
So the fiddler hands over the fiddle, the octopus picks it up and plays beautifully, $50 to the octopus. Same for the drums, the guitar and banjo....

Then the piper declares he is sure to meet the bet and come out on top. So he hands over his pipes and the octopus turns them first one way then the other, and not a sound comes out of it. The owner looks little nervous and asks the octopus whats wrong.

"Play it? I'm still trying to get her out of these pajamas!!!!!!!!!"

Sep 12, 2003 | 05:04 PM

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rebocardo

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How much does a full set of pipes cost?

Sep 12, 2003 | 06:13 PM

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F150daniel

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off topic;
it seems that we have a few scots on here, so anybody from the Mcfarland family

Sep 12, 2003 | 08:48 PM

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bigrigfixer

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I'll be a little off topic as well to see if there any clansmen out there who belong to Mc Rae.

Sep 12, 2003 | 10:10 PM

#20

Andysutt

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Um.... Isn't that a bit "out of color?" there?
lol

Sep 18, 2003 | 07:46 AM

#21

Bruin52

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I'll be listening to some good pipes playing tonight at the Dropkick Murphy's concert in Columbus. Rock on Spicy!

Sep 18, 2003 | 10:44 AM

#22

Momudder720

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Quote:

Originally posted by proeliator
How droll Tell ya what, how about I give you a decent Scottish joke: What does a Scottsman wear underneath his kilt? On a good day, lipstick.

And on a bad day, Copenhagen.

Nah, I got nothing against the Scots. After watching Braveheart, they rank right up there with the Native Americans in my book.

BTW, what's the difference between a bass player and a large pizza?

The pizza can feed a family of 4.