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Old Sep 9, 2003 | 02:41 PM
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A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband is not in bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall.

She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of coffee. "What's the matter, dear?", she whispers as she steps into the room. "Why are you down here at this time of the night?."

The husband looks up from his coffee, "Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating, and you were only 16?" he asks solemnly.

"Yes I do" she replies.

The husband paused. The words were not coming easily. "Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car making love?"

"Yes, I remember" said the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.

The husband continued.. "Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face and said, "Either you marry my daughter, or I'll send you to jail for 20 years?

"I remember that too" she replied softly.

He wiped another tear from his cheek and said....................."I would have gotten out today."
 
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Old Sep 9, 2003 | 03:31 PM
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Ok bubba...you had to know this was coming...but is this YOUR story?
 
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Old Sep 9, 2003 | 03:35 PM
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Nope, not me. I've been married now for 43 years.

Yep, 18 for the first one, 3 on the 2nd one and 22 on my third and final one.
 
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Old Sep 9, 2003 | 03:40 PM
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third times the charm, eh? its good to be young and dumb and full of ....
 
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Old Sep 10, 2003 | 10:14 AM
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That's awesome! I was almost expecting one of those touching stories with a morale at the end. Busted out when I finished it!

Thanks for the laugh!
 
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