In keeping with the American spirit ....I was trying to put myself in the place of a single man ...say in 1875 or so ...and deciding that i wanted to go WEST and maybe settle in Sunny south dakota and raise cows. And, since i knew that there wasn't going to be any electricity , I knew That I would need female companionship cause I still can't Cook. Then the question becomes what "Kind" of woman would be the best to suit my needs. In south dakota, the logical choice would be the ONE that gives off the Most Heat, right. This theory works great during the Winter, but come summer, Well maybe something with Blonde hair and says "Ya" for the answer to all my questions. Ah! OK i need (2) women ....one fat one for winter duty...and one nice slim one for summer and quiet picnic's on the Buffalo prairie. I guess I'll keep the fat one busy, making leather goods , cutting firewood, and collecting buffalo chips for those occaisional family outings. Boy , this taming the West thing is alot harder than either John wayne or Jimmy Stewart would ever let on. I think maybe I'll just keep going on to San Francisco and go into the "Sportin house" business......s.kuteman

 

the fat ones always work harder to impress anyway:P

 

It appears I will have to be watching this thread real close

 

justa harmless comment on a harmless topic...

 

Fat ones eat more, must have good herds of Bison and other animals.

 

A problem with your hypothesis.. For your ideal to work, you would have to have a fat radiant bodied woman - and every fat person, ex fat person, and medical professional knows that body fat does not radiate heat.. Fat is only warm when it absorbs heat from the blood (slowly) and the outside world (quicker). So, the thin woman would be needed to warm you up in winter, and the fat one could become the thin one, the next season..



Theo

 

Fat ones.. keep you warm in the winter, and give ya shade in the summer.

 

skuteman -

What originally made you think this up? Was it a daydream, a thought, a dream, vision, fatima - what was it?

Why don't you just move somewhere where polygamy is legal?

 

or was it the mushrooms...its ok, were here to help...

 

...Obviously ya never met my Ex-wife...

 

Daddy always said to marry an ugly, fat, tatooed woman.

You don't have to worry about anyone tryin' to steal her, you get heat in the winter, shade in the summer, and movin' pictures all year long.

I never did listen to him.......

 

Fat girls are very efficient for carrying extra supplies of sandwich meat , taterchips, biscuits , ect. Simply separate the two layers of your storage compartment, slide your edibles into the Crease and Drop the Top. You have a completely water proof , shaded , tightly sealed area to store alarge Babby Ruth when your ready for dessert. Plus, if you can find aset of heavy duty roller skates she can "glide around" like a feather on wheels.. The very essence of elegant motion . And, if she's got her spandex on , with the "Loops" for her tiny lil' feet, she'll have very little Drag when she goes for the Speed record on the Down Hill . sk

 

Horrible. . . . . . . . . I love it! But you know we all have a FAT grandma or mother or aunt or even wife. So we can have our fun, it just may be a little offensive to others. Having said that-

You need to get her a "back-up" alert beeper if she's on rollerskates though. Would hate to get run'd over!

 

most of us will have one of each just by staying married to the same woman long enough.

 

You guys should be ashamed of yourselves. How do you know that I'm not 5'2" and 330 lbs sitting hear with tears running down my cheeks from all the fat jokes.