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That's good I guess...LOL
There is no waiting in the recovery room farting. The carbon dioxide is absorbed into the system so they let you go.
 
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There is no waiting in the recovery room farting. The carbon dioxide is absorbed into the system so they let you go.
Now all they have to do is eliminate the need to drink that crap and we might not mind getting one...LOL
 
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Now all they have to do is eliminate the need to drink that crap and we might not mind getting one...LOL
We could invent lens wipers and washers for his camera.
 
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Like last time, I didn't go to sleep and was able to see what was going on in the monitor that was right in front of me. I was comfortable but didn't go out.
 
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They probably have them already...LOL

A plumber can run a camera down a drain without cleaning it out first.. why do doctors need to...???
 
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They probably have them already...LOL

A plumber can run a camera down a drain without cleaning it out first.. why do doctors need to...???
Its just a poop shoot, Just like the plumbing in your house.
 
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Its just a poop shoot, Just like the plumbing in your house.
Yeah that's what i am saying...LOL
 
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Had to make a run to the outhouse, the pizza is moving. LOL
 
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Must move easy now that the pipe was enlarged...
 
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Must move easy now that the pipe was enlarged...
That's a fact! Pizza is falling, hope it doesn't fall out while I'm sleeping.
 
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Put a cork in there to block it...LOL
 
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Put a cork in there to block it...LOL
Will you pull the cork in the morning?
 
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Not me.. That will be Patty's job..

Although it might just fire out on it's own...
 
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Not me.. That will be Patty's job..

Although it might just fire out on it's own...
That could kill someone! I have a couple of neighbors in mind.
 
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