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Old Oct 20, 2015 | 12:51 PM
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Originally Posted by Apocalypse
Good thinking!!! Get his actual address and PM it to me

You guys are too funny. I have 5 kids under 9 yrs old. Youngest is 4. Heince, excursions!

So I need babysitters more than beer. Ever tried changing 10 spark plugs with 5 kids climbing on ex, and walking off with tools and parts. Let alone putting on my supercharger.

Ever found the 10th plug in the tail pipe? How about the ratchet you just set down disappearing into the hands of twins that think it's a hammer??

How about that stupid irreplaceable COP hold down screw? Which of the 5 fat fingered that? And find it hours later in cup holder?? You can't just go to the screw drawer and get another one.

How about being so distracted you reinstall a used plug in the hole you just took it out of? Wife is good at multitasking not me.

I dare anyone to come. Lock up your keys and cell phones. Kids love those.
 
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Old Oct 20, 2015 | 01:10 PM
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Originally Posted by rock2610d
You guys are too funny. I have 5 kids under 9 yrs old. Youngest is 4. Heince, excursions!

So I need babysitters more than beer. Ever tried changing 10 spark plugs with 5 kids climbing on ex, and walking off with tools and parts. Let alone putting on my supercharger.
Sounds like you may need the whole keg
 
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Old Oct 20, 2015 | 01:16 PM
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Originally Posted by rock2610d
You guys are too funny. I have 5 kids under 9 yrs old. Youngest is 4. Heince, excursions!

So I need babysitters more than beer. Ever tried changing 10 spark plugs with 5 kids climbing on ex, and walking off with tools and parts. Let alone putting on my supercharger.
My mother saw Stan the first time and was all "It's the perfect family vehicle". She looked at me and I knew she hinting that I need to get married and have kids already...

NEVAHHH!!!!
 
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Old Oct 20, 2015 | 02:07 PM
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Originally Posted by LivingLarge
Sounds like you may need the whole keg

That's the ticket. Yah, buy end of day supercharger would be on keg to get beer out faster.
 
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