Hell no! Johnny won, 'cause he's the best there's ever been.

\m/ \m/

XXL

 

Actually, I prefer "The Devil Went Down to Jamaica" by David Allen Coe. Hee Hee pretty funny song about how he has a contest with Johny to see who has the most bodacious weed.

 

"The Devil Went to Jamaica"


The Devil went to Jamaica. He was looking to sell some weed.
He was doing fine; they were standing in line.
It was excellent weed indeed.
When he came upon this young man who was likewise peddling pot
and the Devil slid down the beach to the kid and said "Boy let me tell you what...
I guess you kinda figured I'm a reeferhead of course,
and after all this time, I guess that I'm a connoisseur of sorts.
Now your stuff smells ok, but this could tranquilize a horse.
I'll bet a million in cash against your stash cuz I think mine's better than yours."
The boy said "My name's Johnny and you ain't smoked nothing yet.
One hit of this grass will kick your ***! You got yourself a bet."

Johnny roll a ball of hash and make sure it's the bomb
cuz the Devil's got the kind of stuff they smoked in Vietnam...
You'll get a million smackaroos in cash if you can cope,
but if you can't, the Devil gets your dope!

The Devil packed a bong with a little Acapulco Gold
and resin flew from his fingertips as he fired up his bowl.
He filled that chamber all the way and he took a mighty hit.
And as they passed it back and forth, it gave em both a coughing fit.

(cough, cough, cough...)

When the bowl was finished Johnny said "Hey man that stuff was great!
But fill your lungs with some of this and prepare to vegetate!"
Cannabis sativa, sweet Mary Jane. The Devil's in the back yard, frying his brain.
Zig zag filled with the diggity dank Hold on tight it'll hit you like a tank..

The Devil nodded off because he knew that he was stoned,
and he asked if he could buy an ounce of the stuff that Johnny owned.
Johnny said "Devil just come on back if you ever wanna catch a buzz...
I done told you once, you son of a bitch, mine's the best there ever was!"
And they fired up doobie one by one They're not gonna stop till the bag is done
Green as a bullfrog, sticky as glue... Granny do you get high? "Yes I do."


go to this link to here this song along with other funny stuff.

www.wantdbest.com/humor/

 

Devil Went down to Jamaica is not by David Allan Coe.
It says it is on the music download programs, but it isn't him.

 

Yeah and the fidelity sucks too. There is a good one called Marijuanaville but I dont know who wrote it. Thats a funny one.

 

I haven't heard it... but Dr Demento sings alot of those stupid songs.

 

I think thats who it is. Try listening to Kompressor too thats some good stuff. One of my favorite artists is Bob Rivers, http://www.bobrivers.com if you have cable or dsl click on the vault and listen to some of hs creations.

 

u guys gots to hear Cledus T. Judds "Cledus went down to Georgia"
it goes somthin like this
Cledus went down to Georgia
He was in a bind ten payments behind
so the bank repod his wheels
cant remember the rest right now but my sister has the CD.