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Old May 12, 2015 | 09:58 PM
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Talking Missing wife!!!!!

Husband went to the sheriff's department to report that his wife was missing.



Husband: My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home....

Sergeant: What is her height?

Husband: Gee, I'm not sure. A little over five-feet tall.

Sergeant: Weight?

Husband: Don't know. Not slim, not really fat.

Sergeant: Color of eyes?

Husband: Sort of brown I think. Never really noticed.

Sergeant: Color of hair?

Husband: Changes a couple times a year. Maybe dark brown now. I can’t remember.

Sergeant: What was she wearing?

Husband: Could have been pants, or maybe a skirt or shorts. I don't know exactly.

Sergeant: What kind of car did she go in?

Husband: She went in my truck.

Sergeant: What kind of truck was it?


Husband: A 2015 Ford F150 King Ranch 4X4 with eco-boost 5.0L V8 engine special ordered with manual transmission and climate controlled air conditioning. It has a custom matching white cover for the bed, which has a matching aftermarket bed liner. Custom leather 6-way seats and "Bubba" floor mats. Trailering package with gold
hitch and special wiring hook-ups. DVD with full GPS navigation, satellite radio receiver, 23-channel CB radio,
six cup holders, a USB port, and four power outlets. I added special alloy wheels and off-road Michelins. It has custom running boards and indirect wheel well lighting. At this point the husband started choking up.

Sergeant: Take it easy, we'll find your truck.

 
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Old May 12, 2015 | 10:48 PM
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Nice. I think that has been shared before on here.
 
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Old May 13, 2015 | 12:00 AM
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What option code to get the manual transmission and ecoboost 5.0
 
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What option code to get the manual transmission and ecoboost 5.0
Not one. LOL Only someones dream, or maybe several peoples.
 
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