A husband went to the sheriff’s department to report that his wife was missing...

Husband: My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home.


Sergeant: What is her height?
Husband: Gee, I’m not sure. A little over five-feet tall.



Sergeant: Weight?
Husband: Don’t know. Not slim, not really fat.



Sergeant: Color of eyes?
Husband: Never noticed.



Sergeant: Color of hair?
Husband: Changes a couple times a year. Maybe dark brown.



Sergeant: What was she wearing?
Husband: Could have been a skirt or shorts. I don’t remember exactly.



Sergeant: What kind of car did she go in?
Husband: She went in my truck.



Sergeant: What kind of truck was it?
Husband: Vermillion Red Ford F-250 Super Duty Lariat 9,900 GVWR towing package, 6.2 liter V8 six-speed automatic with OD 3.73 gears, extra heavy duty alternator, 18" aluminum wheels with General Altimax tires, and a 2" drop hitch with 2-5/16" ball. I removed the flex-fuel emblem off the tailgate.


At this point the husband started choking up.

Sergeant: Don’t worry buddy. We’ll find your truck.




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That's a good one. Reminds me of the guy that got a 30-06 for his wife. Said he sure was gonna miss her. Sorry gals, it's a guy thing.