View Poll Results: Why the Excursion?
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Why do you own your Excursion?
Junior User
Joined: Jan 2013
Posts: 68
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From: Central TX
4 kids and needed a tow vehicle, wanted a 3/4 ton SUV with a diesel....and Im a ford guy.
Lead Driver
Joined: Jul 2013
Posts: 9,263
Likes: 148
From: In the field...
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Joined: Nov 2012
Posts: 8,303
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From: Salem, VA
You should move to Utah, they'll let you have a "Third" there too 
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Bleed Ford Blue
Joined: Apr 2009
Posts: 13,578
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From: Anchorage Alaska
yeah, but when you give the first away and kill the second....
you're only left with one at that point
you're only left with one at that point
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Joined: Aug 2013
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From: Yakima, Wash.
Thanks for perpetuating the multiple wives Mormon myth. It is illegal in Utah and any other state by the way. Also, if anyone chooses to live this way, they are immediately kicked out of the Mormon church...
I get that you are being light hearted by it, but I think that old joke has been beat to death.
Shoot, I can barely keep one wife happy, who in their right mind would want two or more, all in the house making sure that you are doing exactly what they want. No thanks!
As for why I have an Ex, well, it is my second one, I always regretted getting rid of the first one, so I finally got around to making up for that stupid decision all those years ago.
I get that you are being light hearted by it, but I think that old joke has been beat to death.
Shoot, I can barely keep one wife happy, who in their right mind would want two or more, all in the house making sure that you are doing exactly what they want. No thanks!
As for why I have an Ex, well, it is my second one, I always regretted getting rid of the first one, so I finally got around to making up for that stupid decision all those years ago.
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Joined: Feb 2013
Posts: 135
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From: Port Coquitlam, BC
I agree, 4 kids, 10,000lbs trailer and my wife uses the truck for daycare when not transporting our kids or the trailer.
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Lead Driver
Joined: Nov 2012
Posts: 8,303
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From: Salem, VA
Thanks for perpetuating the multiple wives Mormon myth. It is illegal in Utah and any other state by the way. Also, if anyone chooses to live this way, they are immediately kicked out of the Mormon church...
I get that you are being light hearted by it, but I think that old joke has been beat to death.
Shoot, I can barely keep one wife happy, who in their right mind would want two or more, all in the house making sure that you are doing exactly what they want. No thanks!
As for why I have an Ex, well, it is my second one, I always regretted getting rid of the first one, so I finally got around to making up for that stupid decision all those years ago.
I get that you are being light hearted by it, but I think that old joke has been beat to death.
Shoot, I can barely keep one wife happy, who in their right mind would want two or more, all in the house making sure that you are doing exactly what they want. No thanks!
As for why I have an Ex, well, it is my second one, I always regretted getting rid of the first one, so I finally got around to making up for that stupid decision all those years ago.
I just got done watching Big Love a third time through a few weeks back so it was just on my mind is all. There is no way in hell you could get me another wife, I can't even handle the one half the time!
Cross-Country
Joined: Jul 2014
Posts: 51
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From: Bayfield, WI
I do marine salvage and tow one of three boats at any time. I also needed enough room to fit 3-4 guys and dive gear. The Ex lets me keep it all warm and secure and can pull all our boats with ease. My winch plus the weight of the Ex means I'm a pretty good anchor for winching people when they get stuck. I love my truck and can't imagine how used to get by with a tiny suburban.
New User
Joined: Dec 2014
Posts: 10
Likes: 0
Wanted a suv that I could use for my work, hunt, kayak fish, and carry my daughter son-in-law and 2 grandkids plus my wife and I without renting a van when they visit. Added plus is it will be great for weekend trips, load the hell out of it.
The excursion is all the above plus it's like driving a large couch, very comfortable.
The excursion is all the above plus it's like driving a large couch, very comfortable.