i was out hog hunting this past weekend, while sitting around the fire drinkin some beers i realized how good my truck would look with a mini gun from a helicpter mounted on the top of the cab. hogs would never have a chance. that night we just went to bed, i was about to fall asleep when my friend was like "do ya here that" and i noticed it, besides all the coyotes howlin, something was running towards our camp, then the coyotes got louder, the sound of animals running got louder, next thing ya know my friend and i were out by my truck in our briches with the spot light, about 5 or 6 coyotes where out there about 50 feet away, but as soon as they heard the shells of my 25-06 pop in the made a run for it. all night they kept coming back, but as soon as they heard the tent un zip they would take off. but that was my excitement for the weekend. didn't ever shoot anything. maybe next time. thats what i want my mini gun for!

 

Man, you live in Houston and you want a mini gun for HOGS?! I'ld use it on the Gulf Frwy during rush hour!