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Old Jul 15, 2003 | 04:01 AM
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I'm almost speechless

I am thinking a large cliff or TNT.
 
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Old Jul 15, 2003 | 07:25 AM
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How ever you do it, be sure to have the owner/designer in the truck when you destroy it. We don't want him out there making another monster.
 
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Old Jul 15, 2003 | 04:12 PM
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Guys, guys, shame on you all. Wanting to kill a poor defenseless Bronco who happened to fall into the viscious and cruel hands of a blithering idiot! Someone save her! She deserves the TLC that has been denied her for however long that numbnut had her captive in his garage applying grotesque appliques of useless metal.....for those of you who watched the newer Star Trek and its variant shows, think of what the Character "Seven-of-nine" looked like when they found her and how she looked AFTER they got all the crap removed....eh? Think about that one...might be worth it to strip that hideous outer encrustation of vile deformity from her body...She might be a real looker underneath! Seven-of-nine certainly was!
 
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Old Jul 15, 2003 | 04:29 PM
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I think it is too late. The borg has already assimulated too much of her. Let's just give her a quick painless death with a 20 ton boulder dropped smack on her shinny little head.
 
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Old Jul 15, 2003 | 05:30 PM
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I'm almost speechless

Here is your puking face for that Bronco. hehe :-staun
 
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Old Jul 15, 2003 | 05:40 PM
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I bet if you asked him about the foil heat insulator on the headliner he would say something about protecting himself against alien mind probes.
 
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Old Jul 15, 2003 | 08:09 PM
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I'm almost speechless

did they HAVE to put clothes on seven of nine?
Did he HAVE to put diamond plate flames on the bronco?

naked 7 of 9 (or t'pol for that matter!)

normal looking bronco....Works on MY planet!!!!!!
 
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Old Jul 17, 2003 | 11:12 PM
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Here's my favorite puking smiley-face.

 
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