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Get in line for that one!!!!!
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Liar.
I have been married to my bonus wife for 30 years in Sept. (I had a practice wife for 9 years before her)
We all have fear, brother Keith. Be afraid. Be vewy afwaid.
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Married to my first wife for 7 years. She thought that the grass was greener, on the other side of the street! (She got what was coming to her. Her 2nd/current husband got caught, cheating on HER!)
What goes around...... comes around, as they say!
Been married to my 2nd/current/**future ex-wife (**in another 50 years - gotta keep her on her toes!) for 25 years, now.
My darlin' wife IS going through 'the change of life', so, I suppose you're right, Keith!!!!
She does carry a rubberhose, filled with sand!
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No wonder the world's going to hell.
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Married to my first wife for 7 years. She thought that the grass was greener, on the other side of the street! (She got what was coming to her. Her 2nd/current husband got caught, cheating on HER!)
What goes around...... comes around, as they say!
Been married to my 2nd/current/**future ex-wife (**in another 50 years - gotta keep her on her toes!) for 25 years, now.
My darlin' wife IS going through 'the change of life', so, I suppose you're right, Keith!!!!
She does carry a rubberhose, filled with sand!
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My first wife worked for a cardiologist, for several years.
When she got 'caught' cheating, she was using the excuse "I need to stop by the funeral home, this evening, on the way home. One of Dr. _______'s patients died."
She was really shocked when I told her, "You need to find a new doctor to work for. This one isn't worth 'spit'. All of his patients are passing away!"
Nine patients in 4 weeks!!!!
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