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May 28, 2003 | 01:34 PM

TallPaul

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At Heathrow Airport today, an individual, later discovered to be public school teacher, was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a compass, a protractor, and a graphical calculator. Authorities believe he is a member of the notorious Al-Gebra movement. He is being charged with carrying weapons of math instruction.

May 28, 2003 | 02:43 PM

jbalestri

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That was so poor it couldn't pay the humility taxes.

Actually, kind of funny.

I like it.

May 28, 2003 | 04:33 PM

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Groan

May 28, 2003 | 04:54 PM

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May 29, 2003 | 05:15 PM

kevin71100

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An elderly woman was also arrested trying to go aboard an airplane with knitting needles and yarn.
Apparently she was trying to make an afghan.

May 29, 2003 | 05:22 PM

Karic

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There was a guy arrested at SeaTac airport yesterday in Seattle, trying to get on an Alaskan Airlines flight carrying two Swiss Army knives and something called a "Seal" bomb. ( I was told it's the equivalent of a half stick of dynamite)

Duuuuuuuuuuuh!